[Intro]
Surely, you can see you can never make her happy?

[Verse 1]
Woke up to a clouded day
All my dreams were shit and I just can't shake the
Feeling of impending doom and it's only noon
Guess the only thing to do is

[Pre-Chorus]
Turn on the news, shit, why do I always do this to myself?
'Cause I'm always in the mood, yeah
To do something bad for my mental health

[Chorus]
Everyday's a great day to be a pessimist (Uh, uh, uh, uh)
Everyday's a great day to be a pessimist (Uh, uh, uh, uh)
'Cause you can't be disappointing if everything's annoying
Everyday's a great day to be a pessimist (Uh, uh, uh, uh)

[Verse 2]
Got a ticket on my car just now
And I don't know how I'ma go without
Burning everything to the ground
Break every window in this town
Guess the only thing to do is
[Pre-Chorus]
Buy me some new shit, why do I always do this to myself?
I'm gonna lose it and do something bad for my mental health

[Chorus]
Everyday's a great day to be a pessimist (Uh, uh, uh, uh)
Everyday's a great day to be a pessimist (Uh, uh, uh, uh)
'Cause you can't be disappointing if everything's annoying
Everyday's a great day to be a pessimist (Uh, uh, uh, uh)

[Bridge]
I know, you know, we know
I should probably get a therapist
But I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared
That they'll judge me 'cause I'm an idiot
Plus, it's too damn expensive and too comprehensive
I don't want an intensive on all the trauma that got me here
Don't wanna talk about my greatest fears
Just remember that, remember that

[Chorus]
No, you can't be disappointing if everything's annoying
Everyday's a great day to be a pessimist (Be a pessimist)

[Outro]
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah (Oh, it's a great day)
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah (To be a pessimist, yeah)
Everyday's a great day to be a pessimist (Uh, uh, uh, uh)