(Judy Garland) [Betty Jaynes]

To look at us you'd never dream
The two of us were twins
In fact, it's quite ridiculously odd
(But speaking pedagogically)
[And not too biologically]
We're really just like two peas in a pod

We both like to swim
And we both like to dance
We both could fall in love with Gable
If we had the chance

[Chorus]
Our tastes are just the same
Except for just one thing
[I like Opera]
(I like Swing)

We both like to eat
But it pains us to discuss
The fact we like potatoes
But, potatoes don't like us

[Chorus]
But when we want to sing a song
We're really on a spot
[For I sing free]
(And I si-i-i-i-i-ing hot)
[Betty Jaynes]
They're saying that we can get together
Oh, you in front an Opera I would crave

[Judy Garland]
But if I sang in view in front an Opera
Mr. Verdi would turn over in his grave

[Both]
We both like lovely music
And we like a lovely rhyme
And we both adore to sing for you
At any place or time

[Chorus]
But there's one complication
That our little offer has
[I sing Opera]
(I-I-I-I si-i-i-ing Jazz)