[Verse 1]
Reality's a dream (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
A game in which I seem to never
Find out just what I am
I don't know if I'm an actor or ham
A shaman or sham

[Refrain]
But if you don't mind
I don't mind

[Verse 2]
I'm lost without a clue (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
So how can I undo
The tangle of these webs I keep weaving?
I don't know if I should be believing
Deceptive perceiving

[Refrain]
But if you don't mind
I don't mind

[Chorus]
I used to bet that you didn't care (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
But gambling never got me anywhere (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Each time, I used to feel so sure (Ooh-ooh)
Something about you made me doubt you more (Ooh-ooh)
[Verse 3]
How can you convince me? (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
When everything I see just makes me
Feel you're putting me down?
And if it's true, this pathetic clown
Will keep hanging around (Ah-ah-ah)

[Refrain]
That's if you don't mind
I don't mind

[Chorus]
I used to bet that you didn't care (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
But gambling never got me anywhere (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Each time, I used to feel so sure (Ooh-ooh)
Something about you made me doubt you more (Ooh-ooh)

[Bridge]
I even think you hate me
When you call me on the phone
And sometimes when we go out
Then I wish I'd stayed at home
And when I'm dreaming
Or just lying in my bed
I think you've got it in for me
Is it all in my head? Is it in my head?
[Verse 3]
How can you convince me? (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
When everything I see
Just makes me feel you're putting me down?
And if it's true, this pathetic clown
Will keep hanging around (Ah-ah-ah)

[Refrain]
That's if you don't mind
I don't mind
I don't mind