[Verse 1]
In the year 2022
Santa told his reindeer the awful news
Blitzen he felt funny
And they thought it was the flu
But it turns out he got Covid
So they had to quarantine the crew
So Santa rode a T-Rex

[Chorus]
Santa rode a T-Rex this year
And the boys and girls weren't sure
If they should scream or they should cheer
I wonder where he found him
Only Santa knows
I thought they were extinct
But maybe not in the North Pole
Santa rode a T-Rex this year

[Post-Chorus]
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Dinosaur
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[Verse 2]
When people hear the sleigh bells coming down
They all get so excited they gather round
He thought that it might help him
With the social distancing
It turns out he was right
They give him much more than 6 feet
When they see that T-Rex
[Chorus]
Santa rode a T-Rex this year
And delivering the toys he filled the children's hearts with fear
I wonder where he found him
Only Santa knows
I thought they were extinct
But maybe not in the North Pole
Santa rode a T-Rex this year

[Post-Chorus]
La da da da da da da
Dinosaur
La da da da da da da

[Outro]
Dinosaur
Across the sky tonight
Dinosaur
With a jolly man in red and white
Dinosaur
I didn't know that they could fly
Dinosaur
I really hope he doesn't eat that guy

Santa rode a T-Rex this year