[Intro]
Gentlemen, start your engines

[Verse 1]
I never liked football at school
Was never liked much by the cool kids
And I wasn't picked from the line-up
Until the last, it was tough, it was cruel
And I wasn't into motor racing
It seemed too slow, too basic
Crashing was a no-no
Ramming other cars was rated too invasive
Come on, let me put them through their paces
Let's do it properly
Lick a shoot of broccoli
Buckle up and boot up
Rocket League!

[Pre-Chorus]
Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
With wheels and grills in place of heels
Of course, you're gonna get tackled hard

[Hook]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
Three, two, one, charge!
[Verse 2]
Mix FIFA, Tony Hawk and Carmageddon
I'm in heaven, even at the thought of it
In half a second, I'm tumescent
Move aside Viagra
I'm throbbing at the bonnet of an E-Type Jaguar
I'm flustered, the rush has got me gushing like Niagara
Rap star, soccer crossed with Nascar
Not a crowd pleaser
I leave the people shouting, "That's harsh!"
I do what I gots to do to get those balls
To bless those goals
Don't give a shit if you drive a Silver Shadow, man
I'll wreck your rolls

[Hook]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
Three, two, one, charge!

[Verse 3]
When I burn out my nitro
Better turn down your iso
It's a photo-finish so the arena just might blow
I might go psycho
Super-charged like a rhino, large like a dino
Size aside
My machine is anything but micro
I'm coming for you fast
You scummy little twat
You just got battered by a car
In a funny little hat
[Pre-Chorus]
Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
With wheels and grills in place of heels
Of course, you're gonna get tackled hard

[Hook]
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
The crowd count down aloud
View the newest shooting stars
Little cars and big balls
Big balls, little cars
Three, two, one, charge!