[Verse 1]
A lush and verdant land, a virgin unburdened by man
Untouched by dirty hands, unperverted by his plans
'Till suddenly a little metal seed lands
And plants itself in the ground, free to expand
I step out and see scenery teeming with greenery
We could be reaming this fricking thing with machinery
Such potential energy, machines can do the work of ten of me
And ten of them increase productivity exponentially

[Chorus 1]
We're inflicting another industrial revolution
If you can't see the big picture, it must be your resolution
A thousand systems chugging in flawless cooperation
Absolutely funking shit up with ruthless automation

[Verse 2]
I'm only human, it's
Just what we do, innit?
Plunder this Eden and ruin it
Dump it under the sea, what a useful tip
Look at how my giant tool's
Sucking down that biofuel
Like a Dickensian boy on gruel
He should shop in aldi and buy in bulk
I'm a highfaluting, sky polluting
Mix of Richard Arkwright and Putin
Here to the horizon's ripe for looting
The resources that I require for producing
More stuff that I require for producing
More stuff that I require for producing
More stuff that I require for producing
What? I don't know, let's find the solution
I don't do this for mindless amusement
I am as ruthless as Isis recruitment
The environment leaves room for improvement
So 'scuse me, my guy, but would you mind moving?
I want to mine what's mine and remove it
Stripping the wild as if I was a nudist
It's innocent, childish to fight to reduce it
Let's find who can ruin the environment soonest
[Chorus 2]
A thousand systems chugging in flawless cooperation
Making sure this planet's habitat never has overpopulation
A thousand systems chugging in flawless coordination
It's just occurred to me that I'm the alien invasion

[Verse 3]
I work you to death, then blame Ligma
Hey, just doing my bit to erase stigma
Gonna raise digbeth from a rocky plain
Got frames in stock and a stocky frame
I'm a fat cat, but don't body shame
Or you won't wash off that coffee stain
You'll look like you weren't potty trained
And you just came off of a hockey game
If I'm not being plain, that's a lot of pain
Use autotune, but I'm not T-Pain
I tune and tweak and chop and change
Into next week, you can not contain it
Chain reaction, a chain of contraptions
All calibrated for vein extraction
It's plain sailing, and I'm the navy captain
That's taking action, the main attraction
Waiting with baited breath for the day they patch in
A trade mechanism and a way to cash in
Look at my pay, reckon you could make a fraction?
Then you're dafter than letting wains stay with Jackson
[Chorus 3]
A thousand systems chugging in flawless cooperation
Biology to technology's our final mutation
A thousand systems chugging in flawless coordination
It's just occurred to me that I'm the alien invasion

[Verse 4]
What has become of our industry?
Who's eaten all the biscuits and drunk my tea?
There's a deficiency in your level of efficiency
That I reckon significantly lessens your ability
To get in competition with me, so listen buddy
My suggestion is to quit this industry with dignity
Yes, I look at dictionaries, taking from them liberally
My system is to be proficient with every gift given to me
If I could, I'd make my videos completely effort free
Mixing up the topics that are trending with the evergreens
Green belt out, conveyor belt in
I'm an automated layabout, but hey, I'm 'bout to win

[Chorus 4]
A thousand systems chugging in flawless cooperation
Absolutely fucking shit up with ruthless automation
A thousand systems chugging in flawless coordination
It's just occurred to me that I'm the alien invasion