[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
I started on the corner - when I ate my first Dorito
Now I'm stacking chips - I work in a casino
All black everything - wearing a tuxedo
Nah, I'm black from head to toe - dressing as an emo
I'm getting deep throat - streaming it from TiVo
Ladies love me - ask my mommy, she knows
I screw around with models - I sculpted out of Fimo
The sickest music videos - I ripped them off of VEVO
This is my jam - I use it when I eat toast
I run the East Coast - jogging beaches up in Felixstowe
Gotta bump with bloodsucker - bloody mosquito
Spread the menace to society - delivеring the Beano
[Chorus: Dan Bull]
We know who you rеally be though
These boasts ain't piquing my libido
We know just who you really be though
So cease stroking your ego, you geek-oh
We know who you really be though
These boasts ain't piquing my libido
We know just who you really be though
So cease stroking your ego, you geek-oh
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
So fresh and so clean - set the spin cycle to eco
I like my clothes like I like my coffee - cap or chino
You can't see me - I'm visiting a peep show
No other baller in my league - I play solo Pro Evo
I move keys off the scale - press the piano's C-note
A hundred kilos of green - that's the size of CeeLo
I can blaze all day - 'til I suffer heat stroke
Popping mad pills - but they're only a placebo
With a stomach full of acid - mostly amino
I spit heat - when I eat a jalapeño
Tight raps come out my mouth - vomiting up a burrito
I go deep quick - when I swim, I need floats
Taking the piss when I rhyme - hence the weak flows
"Say hello to my little friend" - a quote from Al Pacino
"I shot a man" - sang Johnny Cash regarding Reno
Put people in trunks before I wet them - speedo
[Chorus: Dan Bull]
We know who you really be though
These boasts ain't piquing my libido
We know just who you really be though
So cease stroking your ego, you geek-oh
We know who you really be though
These boasts ain't piquing my libido
We know just who you really be though
So cease stroking your ego, you geek-oh
[Verse 3: Shuffle T]
Moving food on the block - I've got a bistro
I make too much bread - so I'm going keto
I'll take everything you own - "No, you won't" I work in repo
Keep an eye on the bill - fucking love that TV show
I've got the X-Factor - I voted for Chico
Swimming with the fishes - to go and find Nemo
Mountains of white - on a Swiss chalet's ski slope
Getting bag through customs - Cheetos in Heathrow
Always cooking on the block - do I detect some miso?
I'd do anything for green - no, wait, that was meatloaf
Machine gun reload - when I pretend I'm Neo
Chilling on a speed boat - GTA cheat code
Put the heat to your grill - barbecue in my gazebo
Drinks are on me - I'll have a virgin mojito
Connections in Ecuador - I summer in Quito
On the dark web - still got accounts on Bebo
[Outro: Shuffle T]
Keep it real, stay true, bless