[Intro cutscene to All Stars, but gets interrupted by Grand Dad jumping on it, knocking it out of frame.]

[Vinesauce Joel]
GRAND DAD?!

[Grand Dad]
Grand Dad!
Yes, I'm Grand Dad!
I'm the grandest dad in history!

From the
Silvagunner
My rips are only high quality!

[Grand Dad, BF, according to the subtitles.]
Beepstones
Grand Dad!
Beep the Beepstones
Grand Dad!
They're a beepin bone-age bamily
Yes, that's me!

From the
Grand Dad!
Town of Beeprock
Grand Dad!
Beep a bop right outta beepstory!
Come and see
[Grand Dad]
Laughter and good times
And high-quality rhymes!
Jokes and mashups by my bestest buds
Eyes on me
Guaranteed, we'll nourish your blood!

[Grand Dad, Juno (via BF's subtitles.)]
Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa
Everybody's talkin' somethin' very shockin'
Badedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi
Spooks and scares are blockin' you from fun
Those were copypasted from scatman's world btw
But if you wanna be free
Like those beeps are verbatim, look it up
Then you just listen to me

[Grand Dad]
You gotta learn how to see
Rips so high-quality!

When you're with Grand Dad
Yes, indeed-y
You're in grand company!
Take a listen, you'll agree!
Snow Halations, slams and jams
The leitmotif of old Haltmann
Best served with a side
Of Sauce of Vine
And spooky spaghetti
With a blood-red wine!

[Juno (via BF's subtitles.)]
Bro i ain't transcribin all that
Beepboops take a lot of effort, you know
More than some people appreciate actually
All you schmoes who call me "lazy" for not writing bf lyrics, you try doing the writing, directing, singing, audio mixing, artwork, and video editing for songs that are up to 8 minutes long, ALL while maintaining a standard of quality

[Grand Dad]
I call the pizza place
Tell 'em they got a pizza face
The ghost's in my butt!
I need to get milk for my cereal
These lyrics have nothing to do with Mario!

Come now, take the step
Don't look back, there's nothing left
For you beyond the veil
Don't bewail disaster!
High quality on your heart
Rips that tear your guts apart
With laughter!
[Dancing Banana]
(Peanut Butter Jelly Time!)

[BF]
Bep bop bep
Hey now, you're an All Star
Get your game on, go play
Bop
Hey now, you're a rockstar
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars
Break the mold

[Joel Vinesauce]
FLEENSTONES?!

[Grand Dad, Juno (via BF's subtitles.)]
(speaking of shooting stars)
Take a load off and laugh
7 Grand Dad's a gaffe
It's just you and me
With quality
And a clear forward path!

Don't fright or fret
7 Grand Dad will get you
Where you will want to go
I'm not your foe
I'm your friend!

[Grand Dad, BF]
でもそんなんじゃだめ
Follow the shooting stars
もうそんなんじゃほらイ
And you will get quite far
心は進化するよもっともっと
If you know who you are
Grand Dad is in your corner!

そうそんなんじゃやだ
Get up and slam
ねぇ、そんなんじゃまだ
'Cause it's time for the jam
私のこと見ててね
'Cause we got a real jam
ずっとずっとう
One might even say, "Grand," goin' on!

Grand Dad!
Yes, I'm Grand Dad!
Here's the end of Grand Dad's grand old rhyme

When you're
With the Grand Dad
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo time
We'll have a grand old time!