[Intro]
Welcome to the Madhouse
Here, ghosts wail and moan
Skeletons rattle, trying to escape their imprisoning coffins
Wicked shit
Grimacing skulls gasp a death rattle
ICP and Tech N9ne
You have entered the nightmare
The Madhouse

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Somebody open up the fuckin' door and let me in
The world's about to get me again, shit ain't pretend!
I'm safer in the Madhouse, clingin' to the ceilin' like a spider
I'm out of your mind, like frozen fire
Razor blade fingernails scratchin' my neck
Lost in a maze, I found a dragon barbecue in the back
An arm came up out the toilet, and squozed my balls
That shit hurt, got me headbuttin' holes in the walls
I want to see you, I hear you
I catch spirits and ghosts by their invisible throats and then tear through
Never scary boo bitch, I'm a kamikaze
Swimmin' through the livin' room watchin' Joanie Loves Chachi
And then I realized I'm Potsie trapped in the TV
Somebody changed the channel and got the better of me
[Hook]
You ain't never gettin' in and we ain't never gettin' out
'Cause I hold the key to unlock this madhouse!
It don't matter where you run to scream or shout
'Cause I hold the key to unlock this madhouse!
Your ain't never gettin' in and we ain't never gettin' out
'Cause I hold the key to unlock this madhouse!
It don't matter where you run to scream or shout
'Cause I hold the key to unlock this madhouse!

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
So many dimensions in my encephal, these levels of diss and devil
Ain't been alright since the ghetto, better wait till my temper settle
'Cause my mind is a madhouse, the Nine finna spaz out
Player haters don't throw stones if you grind in a glass house
Sometimes when I lash out, I pass out
How sick and insanse and vain could this be
Want to fly your little head like a frisbee
Six six triple eight forty six ninety-nine thrisde
This Strange and Psychopathic homie this is not Disney
The Madhouse continues to pin you, send you
Psycho bitches to the back of the venue
Then you slither when I come hither off up in you
Then my homies 2 Dope and J do you up somthin' real Ginsu
Level of madness, ecstasy, shrooms, and acid
Beast released but you can't find me in Lake Placid
Finally in Missouri Dizzily struttin with a bad bitch
Her last kiss, disastrous, ICP on some Mad Shit!
[Hook]
You ain't never gettin' in and we ain't never gettin' out
'Cause I hold the key to unlock this madhouse!
It don't matter where you run to scream or shout
'Cause I hold the key to unlock this madhouse!
My...House... (Is a very very) Mad House
It don't matter where you run to scream or shout
'Cause I hold the key to unlock this madhouse!

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Peekaboo anybody home? Where you at?
Tryin' to be sneaky creepin' behind me motherfucker I saw that, well
Maybe it's a mirror but bullshit I seen a different person
He was grabbin' his nuts and spittin' and cursin' at me fag!
There's some things in this life that I fail to understand
Even as a grown man, man, I still don't comprehend
Like how in the fuck did I walk up the stairs
And some fuckin' how I ended up down here
Well laughin' and gigglin' like a little school girl
With my homies J and Tech ain't even there Hmmm
(Tickle Tickle Tickle! Hahaha!) What the fuck
Not a damn single bitch in this place but some how one is fidgetin' my nuts
(Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! Ahhhh!) I got it done
Well sittin' with my pants around my ankles dry humpin' my hand
A lot of motherfuckers claim the insanity plea, but not me
It's this house that's gone mad I'm as sane as can be!
[Hook]
You ain't never gettin' in and we ain't never gettin' out
'Cause I hold the key to unlock this madhouse!
It don't matter where you run to scream or shout
'Cause I hold the key to unlock this madhouse!
Mad...House... Mad House
It don't matter where you run to scream or shout
'Cause I hold the key to unlock this madhouse!