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[Part 1]
I'm resting on scree for days, an experienced Kauz
Picks the remainings of my tragic meal out of my interdental spaces
One requests for myself? I unplug the catheter
Rap is in need of a storyteller again
Master of disguise, not alone at carnival night, I was exposed in one case
Grandmother, what hairy balls you have!
Uh, it's okay. I won't comment on any Diss
'Cause one does not speak with money in ones mouth, yeah!

[Hook]
Who rides there so late through
The night dark and drear? Alli-Alligatoah!
The sharp tongue singing out
Of the shadows: „Alli-Alligatoah“
A children's choir bogs down
They're singing : „Alli-Alligatoah“
We are doomed, I am d'accord
That sound like „Alli-Alligatoah“

[Part 2]
Beautifully spotted, it's actually only about humping and pooping
Therefore perhaps my most personal album (though perhaps not)
I speak in irony and riddles, says words like "perhaps" often (perhaps!)
I raise my children ambiguously
Magical alrounder, coot-character, women toucher
Sometimes I forget which words do exist and which I only made up [Lagosch(?)]
Still theroretically jerking around, putting placebos into the groundwater
And the outcome is unbelievable (clickbait, boys!)
I'll bear you company even though the achieving society not wanting my companionship
If it helps your self esteem, I'll show you my flip image of the world
There are two sides to every question, even in dangerous situations (where am I?)
When the brakes fail does it rain donor organs, bear up!
[Hook]
Who rides there so late through
The night dark and drear? Alli-Alligatoah!
The sharp tongue singing out
Of the shadows: „Alli-Alligatoah“
A children's choir bogs down
They're singing : „Alli-Alligatoah“
We are doomed, I am d'accord
That sound like „Alli-Alligatoah“

[Part 3]
I already have steered passenger planes into the skyline
Well, children can be so mean
Commercial fascists do not take me seriously, like pygmy rabbits (or wheat schnapps)
My album is listed under joke items in the store
Are you as hyped as I am about later? Because then, this song comes under "back in the days"
StRw is no trashy tape, it is retro in late
I let balaclava-artists brush my mustache all day long
Here's a list of things I'd rather do then to sing on your birthday:
A river pool in India, to trim my chest hair
To pee in a jewellery store, to drink from amniotic sacs (Pardon me?)
To swim to Cuxhaven, to make myself up like prostitutes
And to rim a bus driver in folksy pints, let's go

[Hook]
Who rides there so late through
The night dark and drear? Alli-Alligatoah!
The sharp tongue singing out
Of the shadows: „Alli-Alligatoah“
A children's choir bogs down
They're singing : „Alli-Alligatoah“
We are doomed, I am d'accord
That sound like „Alli-Alligatoah“
[Outro: children's choir]
Who rides there so late through
The night dark and drear? Alligatoah, you cunt!
The sharp tongue singing out
Of the shadows: „Yeah, yeah, Alligatoah, you cunt!