Genius English Translations
Lil Aspie - Caotina (English Translation)
[Intro]
Brrraaaaa!

[Part 1]
Noah Rosenbaum, you leek, I don’t need tea, exactly like Wander AG
For breakfast, I drink hot chocolate, that’s how I stay awake, without coffee
Caotina, Cao-, Caotina
UTZ from Lidl or Migrolino
I buy so much at a time, 2 kilos per day, I even get quantity discount
I consume as much as possible, because this chocolate drink doesn’t make you full
Chocolat Surfin, Chocolat, Chocolat Surfin
People have been slurping this drink since the sixties
I need a training plan, with all this sugar I can’t keep in shape
But at least the drink has a lot of nutrients like Phosphorus
I drink it out of a cornucopia
That way no drops are lost
My friends worry about me
Tell me about it on the phone
I drink so much it comes of my ears
No I don’t want Ovomaltine
The only important thing: Chocolat Suisse, yeah
I could drink a pool of Caotina
I’d love to drown in it
I collect all Caotina-jars
Even have the older versions
The amount is already reaching the millions
So good, I don’t need drugs
[Hook]
I don’t need cocaine
Because I have Caotina
It’s fair trade but not organic
Directly from Migrolino
And they come and ask me “Why don’t you buy Suchard Express?”
Now I ain’t gotta lie: Caotina is the best!

I don’t need cocaine
Because I have Caotina
It’s fair trade but not organic
Directly from Migrolino
And they come and ask me “Why don’t you buy Suchard Express?”
Are you all out of your mind? Caotina is the best!

[Part 2]
Sugar, low-fat cocoa with emulsifier soy lecithin
Cocoa mass, low-fat cocoa powder with vanilla aroma
Vitamins, Vita-, Vitamins
B6, B12, and Riboflavine
Ovomaltine has weird things like skim milk, Canola oil, and malt
The powder that I want has simple ingredients like chocolate, sugar, and salt
Pure Sensation, Pure Sen-, Pure Sensation
The best chocolate drink that’s in this chocolate nation
Go to Instagram and type “Caotina Moments”
Half of the pictures are mine, this is starting to become a trend
Oh no, it’s Switzerland, like Einstein
And it also taste damn good
C-A-O, T-I-N-A
This powdery substance is my DNA
Drink up the entire mug in one gulp
And feel as cool as a gangster afterwards
Don’t mess with me
I’m as strong as a bull during my sugar rush
I’ll fight with you and be wild like an animal
I’m the winner and you’re the loser
And afterwards you’ll think “What happened”
Think about that before you provoke me
[Hook]
I don’t need cocaine
Because I have Caotina
It’s fair trade but not organic
Directly from Migrolino
And they come and ask me “Why don’t you buy Suchard Express?”
Now I ain’t gotta lie: Caotina is the best!

I don’t need cocaine
Because I have Caotina
It’s fair trade but not organic
Directly from Migrolino
And they come and ask me “Why don’t you buy Suchard Express?”
Are you all out of your mind? Caotina is the best!