[Intro]
(X on the beat)
Ayy
Ferb on the mic, a shoutout to the folks

[Verse 1]
I'm just with panties on in my living room watching iCarly
I burned my PC downloading a Chaves' sextape
Gasoline is expensive, so I go and buy some crack
I cheated on my girlfriend with the Ale gas station attendant
If someone leaks my n***, I spank them with pride
I voted for Luiz Inácio even though he's corrupt
I don't date a girl if she's a cousin of a gaúcho
Chimarrão is bad, I'd rather smoke a cigar
I was webfriends with Patricia Abravanel
We used to snort white watching Carousel
My drive is full of Luisa Mell porn
LG is disgusting, now I only buy on Dell

[Interlude]
It's the third song I'm writing just today, I better take a break

[Verse 2]
COS.TV session, dirt to the max
I go out slapping those who root for Flamengo
I asked the loan shark for five, he only gave me the cosine
I didn't come to bring peace, I'm not the Ameno mouse
I sent a super chat to curse PC Siqueira
If he bans me, he'll have to sit on my head
Nazi swastika tattoo on the booty
There's no condom, it's raw all night long
I mess up Ctrl+W, Ctrl+R and F4
Worse than that, only if I suffered racism and I was hunted
I share clown meme in my status
The track is supposed to be bad, I don't care about your comment