[Verse 1]
So how should I kill this guy
Spring of 2009, on a night of heavy rain
I thought long and hard about it

[Verse 2]
Don't care a damn about committing a perfect crime
A dream where I swung a metal bat
Only thing evil is the truth, a spring night's dream

[Chorus]
Aah, it's all a pain in the ass
The hell does that guy even know
'Cause I'm so riled up by all this pointless crap
I'm playing my guitar at three AM

[Verse 3]
Swallowed words aren't worth the same as ones spit out
Spring of 2009, on a night of heavy rain
Wherever you go, there's a crying cat

[Verse 4]
Don't care a damn about riches or fame
A dream where I captured someone's heart
If I didn't wanna start scrеaming, I'd remember it
[Chorus]
Aah, it's all a pain in thе ass
The hell do you even know
'Cause I'm so riled up by all this pointless crap
I'm playing my guitar at three AM

[Refrain]
It's all such a pain
It's all such a pain
It's all a pain
It's all a pain
It's all a pain
It's all such a pain

[Outro]
So how should I kill this guy
Spring of 2009, on a night of heavy rain
I thought long and hard about it