[Intro]
Ooh-ooh
Have you ever wanted the perfect girl to fit in your world?
Well, don't make a wish, because we're already real

[Verse 1]
Low rise jeans with the one-tooth zipper
Eyebrows thin, bronzer thicker
Whale tail peekin', ready for the weekend
And our eyes are all over you, boy
We're...

[Chorus]
Dream girlfriends
'Cause our dads are dead
So you never have to meet them, and gеt asked why you left school
Dream girlfriеnds
No pushback
'Cause our moms are all retired
And hopin' for the best

[Verse 2]
We've got the kind of birth control that goes in your arm
And tell me again why Tarantino's a genius?
Happy to drive so you can drink
Beam and Coke, shots of Rumple Minze
Butterfly tat flying up our back
And we wanna watch you play darts
Got big doe eyes that you can swim in
Love watching stand-up, but not by women
Runnin' in pumps, never takin' dumps, and my feet are a child size four
We're...
[Chorus]
Dream girlfriends
‘Cause our dads are dead
They gave us some advice
But we forgot what they said
Dream girlfriends
No pushback
All we have is a cool uncle
Who let us use his boat
Dream girlfriends
We never need to talk
You can tell your friends we're models
'Cause we were in some catalog
Dream girlfriends
No drama, 'cause we're party girls who wear cowboy hats to a bar

[Post-Chorus]
Low maintenance, hot, and fitting in your world
You'll never want to wake up from us

[Outro]
We're short
So we don't know that you're bald