Fregend
THE WOK (Roddy Ricch - The Box Asian Parody)
[Intro]
Ching Chong
Ching Chong
Ching Chong
Ching Chong
Ching Chong
OH I'M BACK BIH!!!!!!

[Chorus]
Cookin' all duh beef, hot pot
Last name choy, first bok
Only like my soup wonton
I just cook duh pork in The Wok
I just fried the rice in The Wok
I will get disowned if I get duh 80
Mama say if I want love, I will have to get duh A, no B
I cannot talk to girls outside math class
My friend think I eat duh dog and duh cat cat
I will get kicked out duh house if I get tat tat
You have to become doctor, said my dad dad

[Verse 1]
I say ching chong
I play ping pong
When I see her, my eggroll, it get ling long
Ooh my crush looking hot like she Mulan
I duh Great Leader, better than Kim Jong
She say Netflix and Chill, I say Boba and Bang
Make her wet like waterbender, call me Avatar Aang
Only wife her up if she like to watch duh anime
She want to watch duh next episode, no Dr. Dre
Took Biology, got duh C in duh class
I duh blind boi, cannot see without glass
Blond hair hoe, ABG, that's facts
Only like taro milk tea, duh rest trash
I play duh League and
Smash Bros, my main Link and
Calpico duh drink
Told Ming Li that we should link
Cookin' all duh

[Chorus]
Cookin' all duh beef, hot pot
Last name choy, first bok
Only like my soup wonton
I just cook duh pork in The Wok
I just fried the rice in The Wok
I will get disowned if I get duh 80
Mama say if I want love, I will have to get duh A, no B
I cannot talk to girls outside math class
My friend think I eat duh dog and duh cat cat
I will get kicked out duh house if I get tat tat
You have to become doctor, said my dad dad
[Verse 2]
Now it's my time, and I'm really gon' blow
Countdown, 3, 2, 1, 2020, let's go
Only got tunnel vision, no time for a thot
But I got her mind racing, always in her thoughts
Sometimes I got too much stress up in my head
But that's how I know I'm alive, spirit ain't dead
Thinking back to when they all just left me on read
Now I don't even read their shit, leave 'em on sent
Baby I cannot slack
Last time I did that
My life became wack
Like boomerangs, brother, I always bounce back
Ooh, that girl is cuffed
But she know that I provide what her man lacks
Got guap and I'm gwapo, no fiction, that's facts
A hoe did me dirty and I went out sad
Now I can't trust no one, not even the fam'
Only thing that I be trusting is the bag
University classes got me going insane
I don't like it but I only love it when I'm getting brain
I cannot say that I love you
It's because my heart changed
Had to lock away my feelings
So I'm wearing all these chains
I'm too icy and I'm cold, like the winters in the MA
Pull up to the function now
And everybody know my name
I'm a top notch player, they should let me in the game
It's the Man, the Myth, the Fregend
Soon you'll hear it everyday
[Chorus 2]
Pull up in my gray Passat
What I went through? Man, a lot
Had to make a plan and a plot
Always felt so trapped in a box
Now I gotta break out these locks
I gotta grind all day, I can't be lazy
Can't keep on living this life, I ain't average
I'm amazing
Don't ever doubt me, no, you can't do that
Spent so many nights alone, for these days man
Now I'm headed to the throne, gotta take that
Always go, don't need to know where the brakes at