[Verse 1]
Well, if heaven is a hotel with no checkout time
And hell is just a motel with smoking rooms
Can I get an estimation when to book my destination?
So sick of waiting for my skin to prune
Yes, I am, I'm just so sick

[Verse 2]
And honestly I'll take either vacancy for a non-believer
A single bed is all I need
Seems I'll never marry or give a woman a child to carry
One is enough mouths to feed
Yes, it is, one is enough

[Chorus]
Oh, I fear that between now and my day of dying
Don't believe it when anybody says
They been doin' fine
So I guess I'm doin' fine

[Verse 3]
An early flight or fall, the fight's just too close to call
Guess I'll have to see it through
Staying or going, there's just no way of knowin'
So I went whichever way the wind blew
Yes, I did, I went whichever way
[Verse 4]
Boys, if heaven is a hotel with no checkout time
And hell is a motel with smoking rooms
Can I get an estimation when to book my destination?
I'm so sick of waiting for my skin to prune
Yes, I am, I'm just so sick

[Chorus]
Oh, I fear that between now and my day of dying
Don't believe it when anybody says
They been doin' fine
So I guess I'm doin' fine