[Verse 1: Shikamaru Nara (HydroHero)]
I'm a cold calculatin', strategy takin'
Big brain with the plays that I'm makin'
No Whitebeard, leave you all shakin'
Leave you fried like Ino bacon
All y'all gettin' served like brunch
Put ya pirates in a box, Captain Crunch
Oh, you want the smoke? Awesome, uh
Leave Sanji like a tennis serve, tossed 'em up
Kunais too quick when I shoot like lead
I'mma hit on Nami 'cause I want the head
No Magellan, I stay with the shit
I'll put Law down like when a Gaffle hits
The One Piece does not exist!
But the two piece does; these two fists
Luffy will get sewn up!
No thread, shadow stitch

[Verse 2: Sanji Vinsmoke (Freeced)]
Might get smoke from Vin
But I want no family (no family)
Better take food pills if you want beef
'Cause I've reached the peak of my amity (damn)
It's true that I hits on women (yeah)
But only if they've been well-written (uh)
It ain't about 2Ds on your chest
It's the two dimensions you're living
No hack-and-slash attack, hit you in the back
With a rapid calf and that's half of a match of
Hacky sack and then half of Aratsiaq
If you're Alaskan, but I'm not asking
Sous chef and I keep a crew kept fed
Two timbs and I use 'em to dent heads
Who's next? Looking like if you sent feds
Then I'm serving up legs with your Fruit and veg
[Verse 3: Sasuke Uchiha (PE$O PETE)]
Weight of my whole clan (yuh) got me with back pain
Fuck around, he catch a Black Flame
"Eye" guess my stat changed, (yeah!) eye guess my look change
Eye guess you weaker than everyone thought
Rinnegan making me places I'm not
This a Genjutsu if you think we lost
There is a difference in both of our squads
Fight for my people, you fight for the plot (pussy!)
Yeah, back in days
I was a brat, I ain't had no ambition
Now I work for my nation, my wife and my children
I'm striking like lightning, I'm yelling out Kirin
I'm throwing up signs, you a threat, so we sealed 'em
All of this Chakra, you gon' have to deal with
Fucking with PE$O, this Mangekyo Infinite
Yo' ass gon' have to ask Sakura to heal you!

[Verse 4: Trafalgar D Law (Diggz Da Prophecy)]
Easy win though
Clear to see where all the losers be
I'm Ope with the skill
I leave her smiling when I use the D (a-ah)
Make room
I need the space and opportunity
To leave 'em all in One Piece
Now the Village has some Unity (god damn)
That talk is cheap
So speak easy when you on the go (okay)
Or do just like you Corazon
And keep it on the low
Tell Sasuke, he is not the man
Can't copy what I got in hand
What you need is to drop the plan
I'm the Law, y'all ready for the bar exams?
[Verse 5: Tsunade Senju (Lex Bratcher)]
Tsunade. Pirates, who cares?
Man, who are they? It ain't for me
Zoro? Huh, better pray for the weak
Couldn't hit me with one sword, let alone three (uh)
They cannot touch when the fights in my hand
I understand why they wanna bite the woman
Way I ride onto them's so smooth, wait, Luffy?
Oh man, I thought that was a bicycle brand (huh)
Boa Hancock will not know peace
Don't want to compete, don't want the receipts
You'll see the defeat, don't mess with the Kages
Or I won't bring you back in One Piece
Y'all wanna be drenched in the riches and treasures
And be someone who cannot be replaced
But please don't let them diamonds go to your head
Like the tattoo that's on my face

[Verse 6: Boa Hancock (DA-WOLF)]
My sisters, they getting the best of me
Empress, why would you step to me?
Top of the heap
The only female Warlord of the seas
Got 'em around my finger, I do it with ease
Constrict and I squeeze; from slave to a queen
Dragon backbone, got celestial means
The gorgons look at you, you stuck and you freeze, uh (yeah!)
Snake charmer, don't need armor
Leave him harder than Mero Mero No Mi
My harbor, these curves sharper
Enough to drown a fucking marine
I plot and I scheme, run off with hearts
And I leave 'em a fiend (okay!)
Think you a player, you just a part of the team
Here's yo Jersey, I'm outta ya league, sheesh!
[Verse 7: Kakashi Hatake (Connor Quest!)]
I got the Goro Goro, looking sorrowful
Miss me like "toro toro" with all of your bull
I could just borrow what I wanted from all you
Better hope Chopper does open that hospital
Four Gears? We got Eight Gates (what?)
Yonkos? We got Kages (yeah)
And I was one of them, if there's a problem
We get the squad on them, they Ace'd
Rang that bell in the sky
But try grab mine, you'd scuff your footing
Uh, Anbu men at my side
Make CP9 look tough as cushions
Sanji must've missed that casting
For American Pie! "Yo, what's that mean?" 'Cause that twat
Lost his chance to fuck Pudding, ha!

[Verse 8: Roronoa Zoro (Toon God)]
Zoro Roronoa
I'm a pirate like Samolian
I got a short temper
But I'm not a short man with a Napoleon complex
Oh, finding my way is too complex
Until I'm hitting my target
Already faced a couple Ninjas at Wano
But y'all ain't even gave me a scar yet
Rock solid, three rings in my ear
And my sword be covered in Haki
Three Sword Style
Ay, let's see you copy, Kakashi
Might have to call up on a couple Shadow Clones
Don't care about visual prowess
You on a Quest! to become the greatest, but homie
You know that I Been it, I make the crowd lit

[Verse 9: Naruto Uzumaki (The Kevin Bennett)]
Who that with the hardest flow?
I don't mean full blast with a garden hose
Naruto 'bout to go and scarf a bowl
Of large miso, got the Ramen like a PlayStation console
Turn the One Piece to a million
Coming over the top of your head, pavilions
With a swift kick up in the coconut
I can't control the Chakra, can't stop the Rasengan
Coming out of my palm
My type will connect on sight like dot com
Hokage, the kamikaze nonstop
I've got like Nine Tails and don't give no Fox
Come on, hand it to us
Hands down, we got the upper hand
Since y'all gotta get it together
You could even use Luffy's body as a rubber band

[Verse 10: Monkey D. Luffy (Shao Dow)]
Hey yo, it's Monkey D, let me give your wifey
The Monkey D, you can't fuck with me
She said pull out the rubber, Hinata lover
You're the Hidden Leaf while I'm hidden in her bed covers
Wait, nuh uh, you renamed your show three times
In manga sales, you're behind
Don't know when to quit, Boruto's shit
Better Gum Gum shut your mouth and be quiet
'Cause Sanji will smoke ya, Robin will choke ya, Zoro will slice ya
Usopp told me he knows how to snipe ya
Jinbei will fish your corpse out the Brook
If I Chop a man down, you'll get your life took
You can't bully
I'm rubber and you're pussy
Fake 'cause you pose with logs, but no Nami
And we still got weapons left, just ask Franky