[Intro]
That's it
I'm renouncing my title as a Goofy Goober
'Cause now

[Chorus]
I'm a fake shredeemer (Fake!)
I'm a fake shredeemer (Fake!)
I'm a fake shredeemer (Fake!)
I'm a fake shredeemer (Fake!)

[Verse]
Woo!
Every note you play
Your fingers better match or I'm gonna do a video and say fake
(Fake!)
Fake, fake, fake
Every slide and bend
Your guitar face doesn't fool me
'Cause your fingers speak the truth
They say fakе
(Fake!)
Fake, fake, fakе!

[Bridge]
My life is ruined by how fake his playing is
SpongeBob's even faker than Kars4Kids
I'm a fake shredeemer (Fake!)
[Break: Spoken Word]
So, that's it
That's how I found out SpongeBob is a guifakist
Well, I'm afraid we have no other option
Let's shredeem this guifakist

[Guitar Solo]