[Verse 1]
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying

[Verse 2]
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

[Chorus]
I am the eggman, we are the eggmen
And I am the walrus, goo goo a'joob

[Verse 3]
Mister City p'liceman sitting, pretty little p'licemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they snied
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

[Verse 4]
Yellow-matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's еye
Crab a locker fishwife, pornographic priеstess
Man, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
[Chorus]
I am the eggman, we are the egg men
And I am the walrus, goo goo a'joob

[Bridge]
Doing in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain

[Chorus]
I am the eggman, we are the egg men
And I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob
G'goo goo g'joob

[Verse 5]
Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they snied
I'm crying

[Verse 6]
Semolina pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

[Chorus]
I am the eggman, we are the eggmen
And I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Goo goo a'joob g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo
Joob! Joob! Joob!
[Bridge]
Joob! Joob! Joob!
Joob! Joob! Joob!
Joob! Joob! Joob!
Joob! Joob! Joob!

[Instrumental solo]