[Verse 1]
Yo, I remember
It was 5, around december
Had a fucking temper
Mad at trucking bellends
Dad was cooking tenders
Lads were chucking blenders
At the old people home
That was home depot though
We were known thugs
Killing fucking slugs
Stealing momma's rugs
If confronted we would shrug
We were spreading 'round a bug
Spreading it to Dugg
People thought we dumb
But wait hol' up I ain't done
We'd fucking take your hun
When caught we would run
Kick you in the nuts
Sister was a slut
One day I got cut
Hospital was shut
Even Pizza Hut
I don't need no fucking butts!
[Chorus]
I wanna be you
Got seven in the zoo
Greatest excuse was the loo
Escaping the fucking school
Fuck old miss Shellhead
Bitch you were a female bellend
Make CDs and sell them
I wanna be you
Got seven in the zoo
Greatest excuse was the loo
Escaping the fucking school
Fuck old miss Shellhead
Bitch you were a female bellend
Make CDs and sell them
Cause I wanna be you

[Verse 2]
Cold nights in the crib
Ricky doing flips
Bitch you know what I did
Stole fifty for our wrist
Bitch we was thinking we the fucking shit
Then I got hit
The truth fucking lies
It was you that I despised
Got me into trouble
Blew my fucking bubble
Had fake sex with your sitter
Man you was so fucking bitter
Nearly put me in the army
Talking 'bout how your bitch was horny
We were acting gangster, we ain't Stormzy
And bitch you know you can't ignore me
I ruled our fucking club
Run away with luck
We never gave a fuck
Acting like we'd rob yo truck
Man I don't give a fuck!
[Chorus]
I wanna be you
Got seven in the zoo
Greatest excuse was the loo
Escaping the fucking school
Fuck old miss Shellhead
Bitch you were a female bellend
Make CDs and sell them
I wanna be you
Got seven in the zoo
Greatest excuse was the loo
Escaping the fucking school
Fuck old miss Shellhead
Bitch you were a female bellend
Make CDs and sell them
Cause I wanna be you

[Verse 3]
I got a bounty on my head
Man I wishing you were dead
And I don't care what you said
I'll make your head go red
Your brain fucking bled
Kill you with the lead
Take the gun from yo shed
Your fucking filled with dread
After all this time you made me steal the meds
I might bust this to yo head!
Do you know what you put me through!
Fuck it I might aswell shoot!
Blow a fucking hole in the roof!
Make this shotgun go pew, pew!
And don't fucking fight back
I have a fucking knife
I thought you were a homie, right?
Man I'll fuck you up
Tyler come here and I'll bash in ya head, fool
[Chorus]
I wanna be you
Got seven in the zoo
Greatest excuse was the loo
Escaping the fucking school
Fuck old miss Shellhead
Bitch you were a female bellend
Make CDs and sell them
I wanna be you
Got seven in the zoo
Greatest excuse was the loo
Escaping the fucking school
Fuck old miss Shellhead
Bitch you were a female bellend
Make CDs and sell them
Cause I wanna be you
Got seven in the zoo
Greatest excuse was the loo
Escaping the fucking school
Fuck old miss Shellhead
Bitch you were a female bellend
Make CDs and sell them
I wanna be you
Got seven in the zoo
Greatest excuse was the loo
Escaping the fucking school
Fuck old miss Shellhead
Bitch you were a female bellend
Make CDs and sell them
Cause I wanna be you