[Verse 1]
First things first, let's pick up the papers
I'm always getting people I think you call 'em haters
Tryna throw away the smoke but failing like a vaper
Gotta thank Rebecca Black and JJ y'all my lord and saviour
You helped me at my lowest now I'm the caper
Y'all my sons so start calling me Darth Vader
This is the shit, bitch it is specially made
Your life more advertised than RAID
I'm not the type of rapper to just go off and throw shade
But some motherfuckers wanna go at me, no hate
I tried to tell 'em that This Is Me was soul made
But they didn't give a fuck, they have no shame
They sucking up their chances like cocaine
They said my music was profane
I can't afford gold chains
And I gotta go both ways
I told 'em to just shoot me
But I'll get bigger like a boobie
Just motherfucking tell 'em that my life is a movie!
MD said my music was unlistenable
Shut up that sentence combined shit and the bull
And Lil Sea invited me into a band
And when I wanted to make a track
He said it was his, not even Cody thinks you're the man
I don't hate hate you, though
So take this easily
Whatever fuck it, grab the mac and run out, please
Get on your knees and pray
My life brighter than May
Behind closed doors you're sweeter than candy
So stop pretending you beat people up for fun
Saying you own a gun, shut up you better run
Better put your hands up like praise the sun (Haha!)
Saying that I only rap fast
Just wait for me to clap back
Cause I can go off on a rap track
Hopping in the Batmobile, that shit is matte black
Bitch you acting like Jack Black
[Chorus]
You get greedy like a mag & pie
So time to grab the dragon's eye
She horny like a bag & pipes
Picking up the dag' to fight
I miss the days were rap was style
Cos back then, none of y'all could last a mile
You get greedy like a mag & pie
So time to grab the dragon's eye
She horny like a bag & pipes
Picking up the dag' to fight
I miss the days were rap was style
Cos back then, none of y'all could last a mile

[Verse 2]
The style is getting rusty like casted iron
I mastered this shit just now
My shouting's so loud
I bark like a hound
I snark like a hound
A shark right in bound
Baby life goes and comes around
And It doesn't come back when you're feeling down
So you gotta get up to the masses now
You gotta stand up and harass the crowd
Go to Dallas, get a brass big-round
Saw to get rid of the fuckers who grab the sound
I mastered this shit just now
My shouting's so loud
I bark like a hound
I snark like a hound
A shark right in bound
Baby life goes and comes around
And It doesn't come back when you're feeling down
So you gotta get up to the masses now
You gotta stand up and harass the crowd
Go to Dallas, get a brass big-round
Saw to get rid of the fuckers who grab the sound
[Chorus]
You get greedy like a mag & pie
So time to grab the dragon's eye
She horny like a bag & pipes
Picking up the dag' to fight
I miss the days were rap was style
Cos back then, none of y'all could last a mile
You get greedy like a mag & pie
So time to grab the dragon's eye
She horny like a bag & pipes
Picking up the dag' to fight
I miss the days were rap was style
Cos back then, none of y'all could last a mile

[Post-Chorus 1]
Yo-yo-yo
First things first
First things first
Can you hear my verse?

[Verse 3]
Y'all should go back to the old days
I shoot my shots like Kobe
AyEl gave me his feature I said no-way, hosae
Sticky white like lard, ay caramba, Bard
Sniff my fucking farts
To be honest I'm getting sick of these critics
I swear they frogs they go ribbit
I'm going through my dark days
Having lunch at half-eight
Stick up for my last mate
I'm in a shit situation
My cousin hates me, I'm getting treated like a baby
Going crazy, I got rabies (Boo!)
And I know I'm very shady
One problem is that I can't get slim
Always thinking 'bout my size, slip it in the ring
Young boy, back on his thing
Making fun of mini thin
Cause he got a mini-thing
But you bitches blonde like Mini Thin
Bitch I'm Michael Jackson sliding; I'm the shimmy king (Ha!)
I fucking left the library 'cause the book's bad
The school whore wants to fuck me and I said fuck that
I'm not into bitches who eating dick like a mukbang
I been in this world longer than they been saying that they name is Jeff
I'm cooking up heat to give to others like a motherfucking chef
Gonna give these bitches fucking cardiac arrest
Bacardi on my chest, and Cardi the dick (Haha!)
I'm the first fucking lyrical Soundcloud rapper
Never needed to look fucking dapper
All I fucking needed was some tissues and a capper
All these bitches sitting on my lap-per
I swear they think I'm fucking Santa
I swear the fucking world is mine, I feel like Tony Montana
I remember they told me I had to heat my drill
But then I came through just to keep it chill
Popping off I think I'm your grandpa's pill
I'm grinding, working everyday I gotta make the mill
I remember they told me I had to heat my drill
But then I came through just to keep it chill
Popping off I think I'm your grandpa's pill
I'm grinding, working everyday I gotta make the mill
[Chorus]
You get greedy like a mag & pie
So time to grab the dragon's eye
She horny like a bag & pipes
Picking up the dag' to fight
I miss the days were rap was style
Cos back then, none of y'all could last a mile
You get greedy like a mag & pie
So time to grab the dragon's eye
She horny like a bag & pipes
Picking up the dag' to fight
I miss the days were rap was style
Cos back then, none of y'all could last a mile

[Post-Chorus 2]
Yo-yo-yo
First things first
First things first
Can you bare the curse?

[Outro]
Yeah, uh
Skrrrt
Yeah, mhm
Bitch!
Big up my man Lil Darkie
Fuck cancel culture
I wouldn't say I'm a fan of him
But-