[Chorus]
I got all of these trophies stuck up on my wall
No-one cares though, they just want me to fall
My mum wants to see me but I will not call
Fuck shopping for clothes at the mall
I'll go to JJ for them all
Then hang them up in the hall
Aunt wants to see pics of me at the ball
I told her hell no then I brawl
All of these bitches want me 'cause I'm tall
Hide by the bench and I crawl

[Interlude: RJLDiablo & RJLDiablo's Mum]
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Sshhh! I'm sleeping!
Sorry...
Brrr!

[Chorus]
I got all of these trophies stuck up on my wall
No-one cares though, they just want me to fall
My mum wants to see me but I will not call
Fuck shopping for clothes at the mall
I'll go to JJ for them all
Then hang them up in the hall
Aunt wants to see pics of me at the ball
I told her hell no then I brawl
All of these bitches want me 'cause I'm tall
Hide by the bench and I crawl
[Verse]
Yeah all of my trophies is up on my wall
Been doing this shit so I do not fall
If you want me then just give me a call
I will not want you mainly 'cause you is a whore
And your mum looks like a boar
And when your dad comes through the door
He is so drunk that he falls on the floor
When we get back from the pub we go straight to bed and wake up naked and next thing you know we washed up on the shore