[Verse 1]
Fuck a bitch, then I bust it sick
Bitch, can you suck this dick
Captain hook with it, I think I made a replacement
Me and this bitch fucking down in the basement
Then I pull out a fucking rubber band, so she watches in amazement
As I slip it in, and she didn't feel a thing
I'ma post this shit on Bing
Fuck Google, you're shit like a pot noodle
I love a lil' poodle, I like the fur
And the pur, and Megan likes the curve
And I swerve, and I swerve, and I swerve
Walkin' 'round the town at night to beat up a local perv
Make sure they don't get me, then I'm tossed and turned
So I bring with me my baseball bat to kill any kind of men
Who love me for my age, but I love birds
Ever since birth, I always hated church
And people called me cringy, and compared me to Durv (Skrt!)

[Chorus]
I love these bitches and all of these bitches love me
They walkin' up with their drinks, sayin' they wanna fuck me
So as we walk home, she goes up and hugs me
Whispers in my ear, "I can give you a good time, lovely"

[Verse 2]
And all these fuckers think that they above me
I'm gettin' bitches all around and they wanna cuff me
Just the other night a girl walked up to me and said, "I can give you a good time, honey"
I don't really care if she fucked all the men in town
Why you tryna take down my high, when I copped a fucking crown
But my shit is going weak, she said she think I got a syndrome 'cause it's going down
Hound in the motherfuckin' bed, do it special-ed
Show her that disabled little dick
She said she wanna suck it, but I'm like baby fuck it
And I told her that...
[Chorus]
I love these bitches and all of these bitches love me
They walkin' up with their drinks, sayin' they wanna fuck me
So as we walk home, she goes up and hugs me
Whispers in my ear, "I can give you a good time, lovely"

[Verse 3]
I can make your life better, buy you a berretta
I can fuck you every day of the year, I can fuck you wearing sweaters
They say I ain't no good with bitches, but I'm a sex getter (Ha!)
I'm loving what they do, they sucking on my tube
Decide to get her sweet treat, buy her some cherry lube
She said to me one day, "I want to marry you"
I spat out my coffee, this left me coughing
And in hospital for seven fucking days!
So finally one day I get out
And this bitch took all my savings out my fucking bank account
So I try to sue for the equal amount
But I fucking lost, I got no money to count
So take my advice, do not date with a thot
'Cause she gon' give you a hickey that cause a blood clot