[Chorus]
I just copped a dirt block
Solve a case like Sherlock
She wanna show me her cock
Wait, what the fuck, dude?
I just copped a dirt block
Solve a case like Sherlock
She wanna show me her cock
Wait, what the fuck, dude?

[Verse 1]
Servin' my diamonds for dimes, I got a serious mind
Press on the button, rewind, this is the shit that I find
On the net in my time, why isn't Batman blind?
They said that I'm one of a kind, serve ‘em a dirt block behind
The theater; 11PM is the time, this the UK, but this ain't no Grime
But I love that shit, it ain't mine
But I cherish it, ‘cause I'm kind

[Chorus]
I just copped a dirt block
Solve a case like Sherlock
She wanna show me her cock
Wait, what the fuck, dude?
I just copped a dirt block
Solve a case like Sherlock
She wanna show me her cock
Wait, what the fuck, dude?
[Verse 2]
Yeah, hol' up, what the fuck, dude?
No need to be fuckin' rude, I just went a lil' crude
They said I got a lil' mood, but I am off a pill, too
And I don't need a pill to— cooperate and still move
They said I had to chill, cool; but fuck that, I'm in school!
Pull up, Minecraft City to save some citizens
Get some fuckin' TNT, the fuckin' blitz and then
Go to the café, and I roll a spliff, pretend
That I've done nothin' as the cops roll in

[Chorus]
I just copped a dirt block
Solve a case like Sherlock
She wanna show me her cock
Wait, what the fuck, dude?
I just copped a dirt block
Solve a case like Sherlock
She wanna show me her cock
Wait, what the fuck, dude?
I just copped a dirt block
Solve a case like Sherlock
She wanna show me her cock
Wait, what the fuck, dude?
I just copped a dirt block
Solve a case like Sherlock
She wanna show me her cock
Wait, what the fuck, dude?
[Verse 3]
Wait, what the fuck, on my muck
I'm the Master of Luck, she wanna show me she can cook
So I just run off with a buck, lookin' for someone to buck
Make some motherfuckers duck, hit that ass like it's a puck
Tell that little girl I wanna fuck, I got cheese like I'm a Chuck
Run into ya house, ‘cause I'm a crook

[Chorus]
I just copped a dirt block
Solve a case like Sherlock
She wanna show me her cock
Wait, what the fuck, dude?

[Outro]
'Cause I'm a Discord mod