[Intro]
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

[Verse 1]
From the top floor to the ground, deck the halls all around, yeah
Children playin' in the 'ground, spreadin' cheer all around, yeah
Yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Got the top floor to the bottom
Christmas trees, you know I got 'em
Slidin' up to the top, yuh
Deck the halls with 'Ks and Shotguns
Fuck that

[Chorus]
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

[Verse 2]
Intrusive with your messages to him
I wonder, have you two got a little fling?
'Cause if so, I'm leaving you to the streets
I hate you, I hope never will we meet
Yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
Got the top floor to the bottom
Christmas trees, you know I got 'em
Slidin' up to the top, yuh
Deck the halls with 'Ks and Shotguns
Fuck that

[Chorus]
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

[Bridge]
'Tis the season to be jolly, motherfuckers (Lovely, lovely day)
I welcome you to Christmas, bitch (Sit by the table, pray)
I hope you enjoy what the fuck I have to offer (Eatin' up our steak)
I'm a fat uncle making music (Lovely, lovely day)
How can you not love me? (Sit by the table, pray)
Man, I'm doing more than you are (Eatin' up our steak)
You fucking Discord mod (Mm, children)

[Chorus]
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
[Outro]
So as all the kids pray for their Belle Delphine bath water
And all the parents pray that vaccines don't actually cause autism
They wrap up their children's presents and put them under the tree
So, as a message to you all, I wish you a merry Christmas
Since this single is meant to just be an experimental folk CD
I want you all to enjoy the holidays and blast this in your room
I'm taking a break from rap and all for this
I hope you enjoy your fucking holidays
Goodbye