[Intro]
Ayy
Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken
Uncle, Uncle, Uncle Ken

[Chorus]
Ayy, ayy
Uncle Ken touched my pen, not my pen, the meaty pen
The one that sprays white ink, touched a boy like Uncle Ken
I look up to Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken
I look up to Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken (Yeah, yeah)
I look up to Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken (Ayy, yeah, ayy)

[Verse]
Yeah, Uncle Ken touched my pen, my name's Ben
I got no friends, but I got Uncle Ken
He touches my willy when I am down
Yes, Uncle, touch it now
That feels good, now push it down (Down, down)
Yeah-yeah
That feels good, Uncle Ken, please touch my pen
(Sweet home Alabama, ayy)
Yeah (Sweet home Alabama, ayy, ayy)

[Bridge]
Uncle Ken (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, Uncle Ken (Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken)
Sweet home Alabama, ayy
Sweet, sweet home Alabama
I had sex with my mama
I love, I love Uncle Ken
[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah (I'm so gay)
Uncle Ken touched my pen, not my pen, the meaty pen
The one that sprays white ink, touched a boy like Uncle Ken
I look up to Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken
I look up to Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken (Yeah, yeah)
I look up to Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken, Uncle Ken (Ayy, yeah, ayy)
I look up to Uncle Ken, ayy