[Verse 1]
I put my cum stains in the jar, yeah
I spunked all on the carpet
Is mom home yet? Family Strokes, I'm a poet
I touched a child and they know it
Scar him for life, when he blows it
I put my cum stains in the jar, yeah
I spunked all on the carpet
Is mom home yet? Family Strokes, I'm a poet
I touched a child and they know it
Scar him for life when he blows it

[Chorus]
I got some cum stains on my pillow, yeah
I got some stains on my pillow, yeah
Cum stains on my bedsheets, yeah
Some stains on my bedsheets, yeah
I got some cum stains on my pillow, yeah
I got some stains on my pillow, yeah
Cum stains on my bedsheets, yеah
Some stains on my-

[Verse 2]
Sweet home Alabama, I fucked my sistеr
She went off to Uni and I missed her
When she came back I kissed her
Took her to the room and then I lipped her
Uh, clipped her, don't wanna make shit stir
She studied for meds, she a dicktor
Wait, woah, your sissy callin' me, "Mister"
Don't wanna talk 'cause I already hit her
[Chorus]
I got some cum stains on my pillow, yeah
I got some stains on my pillow, yeah
Cum stains on my bedsheets, yeah
Some stains on my bedsheets, yeah

[Refrain]
I put my cum stains in the jar, yeah
I spunked all on the carpet
Is mom home yet? Family Strokes, I'm a poet
I touched a child and they know it
Scar him for life, when he blows it
I put my cum stains in the jar, yeah
I spunked all on the carpet
Is mom home yet? Family Strokes, I'm a poet
I touched a child and they know it
Scar him for life, when he blows it

[Outro]
Ayy
Sweet home Alabama, I fucked my sister
She went off to Uni and I missed her
When she came back I kissed her
Took her to the room and then I lipped her
Uh, clipped her, don't wanna make shit stir
She studied for meds, she a dicktor
Wait, woah, your sissy callin' me, "Mister"
Don't wanna talk 'cause I already hit her