[Intro: RJLDiablo]
Oh no, honey
I spunked the kids
Oh my god, what will I ever do?
Let me go on the TV and have a look...
Wagwan, it looks like you need a solution for spunkin' on the youngins
Yeah, yes, that’s what I need, yeah
Well have I got the solution for you, I introduce, the DeSemenFier 2000
Woah, I know, right? And it's only 69 quid, amazing offer
I should totally buy that

[Verse 1: RJLDiablo]
Ayy, ayy
The DeSemenFier, I must pay (Pay), walkin' up to Argos, out my way (My way)
You don’t wanna fuck with me today (Today), I spunked the kids, better save the day (Day)
This a warground, this a mayday ('Day), ayy, ayy, ayy
Yeah, I spunked the kids and I won't give up
My little daughter needs a lift-up
I'm thе shady uncle, dick's up
Grew up 'round some parts, was a bit rough
Not gonna liе, it was a bit tough
Not my upbringing, the dick, uh (Uh, uh, uh)

[Interlude: RJLDiablo]
Get the fuck outta my way, bitch
I need to get the one and only
DeSemenFier, woah, it's so pretty
Back off, sir
Shut the fuck up, bitch
Gimme that
It's all mine
Let’s un-spunk the kids, honey
[Verse 2: RJLDiablo]
Uh, you don’t wanna come around these parts
Uh, we been out here trappin' from the start
(Uh), uh, if a opp is shootin’, bomboclaat
Uh, if our fam in need, he gon' get a wagwan
Uh, uh, lookin' like Homer, I'm sipping on Duff
Uh, uh, sippin’ on liquor, it won't make me tough
Uh, uh, hangin' out, hanging out, just wit' my bruvs
Uh, uh, touchin' a child, bih', we gon' need some gloves

[Outro: Noncey Johnsy]
Uh, I love kids, let's just hope R.J. un-spunks his kids in the next chapter of Pedo Anthem