[Skit: Ricky Rickster The Child Collector & RJLDiablo]
Okay, Kxsign, where's the headquarters?
Over there? Okie-dokie, let's get the children then get out
You're going to what? Call ya friend? What's their name?
R.J.? Fine, as long as he can secure the kiddies without hurtin' 'em
He should be fine, lemme call 'em up now
*Phone ringing*
Wagwan? Who's this?
It's Ricky Rickster, the child collector, and I need your help, mate
Lmao, for what, pussio?
We need to take back the kids, the FBI took 'em
Lol, sure bud, see you soon *hangs up*
Fucking pussio, blud, what the fuck is his problem?

[Intro: RJLDiablo & MLG Cake]
Uh (Dawg, I'll fucking fuck it up), ayy
Haha, uh, uh-huh
(Bitch, R.J. came fucked up it up, ayy)

[Verse 1: RJLDiablo]
Yo, drivin' to the headquarters, we gotta take them kids home
I'll narrate with a sick flow (Ah), give her this dick, ho (Ah)
Travis, I'm in Sick' Mode (Ah), I got fuckin' lit, though (Ah)
I'm fucking on your bitch, bro (Ah)
Okay, I'm the quarters, fuck your bitch then get your daughter
Take her home then give her more that, white stuff everywhere, sex sawdust
Yo, everywhere I go I bomb (Bomb), poudin' on my chest, King Kong (Kong)
Straight from China with the gongs (Gong), jerry can on me, yeah, bitch, I'm Tom (Tom)
[Refrain: RJLDiablo & Kxsign]
Uh, I'm in the fuckin' headquarters, bitch (Yeah, bitch)
Met your bitch, she sucking on this dick, yeah, huh (Phew, phew)
Meet with Donald, straight out the Mc', yeah (Ayy, ayy)
Ryan's World on my laptop, ayy (Phew, phew, jeez)

[Verse 2: Kxsign & RJLDiablo]
Ayy, ayy, ayy
Met your shawty, suckin' on the dick, yeah, yeah
Off my shift, now rolling up my spliff, yeah, yeah
Tuck it in then go back to the kids, yeah, yeah
Out of the car and it's time to find the kids, woah, woah
Ricky said if I do this he'll get his bitch to suck my dick, woah, woah
That guard's off his shift, think he's 'bout to hit a lick, woah, woah
Maybe I can befriend him, just don't take the mick, no, no
And I just stole his bitch, yo, yo, lookin' like my name is Elliot, oh, oh
Do you wanna suck my dick, ho, ho? Loli's on my browser, that's some kids, coco
Sex life is extinct, dodo, fifty on the wrist, that's some drip, go, go
Welcome to the party, we go lit, woah, woah, feds comin' up, we might kick po-po
Had some ice on my wrist, yo, yo
Fuck them diamonds, gimme bricks, oh, oh
From the start I never gave a shit, no, no
Welcome to the party, it's so lit, woah, woah

[Refrain: RJLDiablo & Kxsign]
Uh, I'm out the fuckin' headquarters, bitch (Yeah, bitch)
Met your ting, she sucking on this dick, yeah (Phew, phew)
Meet with Donald, straight out the Mc', yeah (Ayy, ayy)
Out the Mc', yeah, he straight out the Mc', yeah
(Phew, phew, phew)
(Phew, phew, phew, phew, phew, phew)
(Phew, phew, phew)
(Phew, phew, phew, phew, phew, phew)
Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy
Hey, ayy, hey, ayy, hey