[Intro: Rhys John Llewellyn & Scam Caller]
*Phone ringing*
Hello?
Hello, hello, welcome
I am your tech support scam-, I mean worker
Oh, okay—
So any viruses on your hac—, I mean, computer system?
N-No, not really
That's a lie, there's photos of children on your computer
No, no there's not
Yes there is, check again
Yo, what the fu—
Give me, I mean, send me ten-thousand dollars or I will tell the police
And I've recorded this call so that they know you put it on there
Haha, but remember now... I didn't put my caller ID, faggot!
*Phone hangs up*
Shit...
Oh fuck...