[Intro]
Rhys, can I do your make-up?
This is going on my album
Rhys, can I do your make-up?
No, I'm-I'm not trans'

[Verse 1]
Fly me to the moon
Fly me to the moon
And I will take you across the dunes
And we will make the runes
And I will take you to the bedroom
You know I'm a king
So just give me a ring
Ping, pong
Like I'm King Kong
Suck my ding dong

[Interlude]
This is going on my fucking album
I thought you didn't like to be in songs
Wait, wait, wait

[Verse 2]
So I am alcoholic, I am drunk right now
But you know I'm happy, so can you be happy as well?
I'm as happy as Mel is, I'm happier than Adele is
[Interlude]
Owen, put Spinning Monkeys music in the background
Should put Monkeys, Spinning Monkeys
Do you want me to do it?
This is going on the album, bro
Haha

[Verse 3]
So I'm, um, drunk, and I'm a monk
Funk, slam dunk
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
Shut it off 'cause Jesus Christ is my—