[Verse 1: Ryan Gosling]
I shredded Venice beach, it's true
My clothes were tight
But something 'bout that spandex felt so right
I left my rollerblades
In that big pink house
But I still got that fur coat, and I'll wear it right now
Oh that sweet definition
Of my washboard abs
Singin' Indigo Girls in the car with Babs
If I said that I was doing fine
You know I'd be lying
'Cause I was just Ken, and now I'm just Ryan

[Chorus: Ryan Gosling]
Cause here we are again on that technicolor beach
I didn't win the Oscar, it was just out of reach
I was there, bleach blond hair
Now it's time to wish fit Ken farewell

[Verse 2: Ryan Gosling, Emily Blunt, Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt]
Father of the Atom Bomb
And a bottle of Jack
I usеd to be the alcoholic wife of a dudе in a hat
Talking to Albert Einstein
Sippin' a margarita
With some Christopher Nolan and a bag of Vodkila
And I miss all my Kens
And I miss Cillian Murphy
And you really should see The Fall Guy
But I just can't seem to
Let Ken go
[Chorus: Ryan Gosling, Emily Blunt, Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt]
'Cause there we are again, back in 2023
Was the Barbenheimer summer, it was just you and me
Drunk on beer, no body hair
Now it's time to wish it all (Ken) farewell

[Verse 3: Ryan Gosling, Emily Blunt, Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt]
We were Kitty and Ken
And I wish you coulda seen us
We were loyal to the end
And your guy had no penis

[Chorus: Emily Blunt, Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt]
Must confess, we're a mess, doing press
Now it's time to wish Ken, Kitty, both of us
Farewell