[Verse 1]
A couple years ago
Back in April 2017
I was at the LAX
A couple bitches were making a scene
One bitch was tiny and blonde
The other bitch was a foreign whore
And on the front of her shirt
In big old letters it said "amore"
Well if you don't know what "amore" is
"Amore" is French for "love"
But no-one felt the love
We just wanted this big bitch to shut up
And Macklemore was standing there
Dog, I swear on my life
And that's when I realized
This dumb blonde bitch was Macklemore's wife

[Chorus]
She just wouldn't shut up
Please, just shut the fuck up
I can't make this shit up
Macklemore's wife is a cunt
Please just shut the fuck up
She just wouldn't shut up
I can't make this shit up
Macklemore's wife is a cunt
[Verse 2]
And then I thought
"Oh, shit. Yo dog, this is my chance."
"I'll take any opportunity that I can get
Even with this man"
So I said "Ben,"
Somehow I knew this dumb fuck's name
I thought that maybe we would click
Since both of us are gay
And I walked right up to the man
And I shook his hand
And I said "My name's Krispy Kreme
Do you know who I am?"
And then he said "Nice to meet you"
And turned and walked away
And by this time security came
'Cause that bitch was still going insane

[Chorus]
And she wouldn't shut up
She won't shut the fuck up
I can't make this shit up
Macklemore's wife is a cunt
Please just shut the fuck up
God, just shut the fuck up
She won't shut the fuck up
Macklemore's wife is a cunt