I can see the writing on the wall
And it's spreading just like an infection
The problem is we'd rather hate then love
Or blame improper font selection

Bold, italic, u̲n̲d̲e̲r̲l̲i̲n̲e̲
If we'd give it a moment, it could shine
To ban it would be a measure so drastic
How can you hate a font that's so fantastic?

Just watch how you kern it

Comic Sans is the best font in the world
If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls
Comic Sans, best used in moderation
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation

And if I asked you to join the crusade
Would you do it without hesitation?
To cure the world of fontophobia
Eliminate all font frustration

'Cause, bold, italic, u̲n̲d̲e̲r̲l̲i̲n̲e̲
If we'd give it a moment, it could shine
To ban it would be a measure so drastic
How can you hate a font that's so fantastic?
Slanted is the new italic

Comic Sans is the best font in the world
If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls
Comic Sans, best used in moderation
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation

And on the subject I just want you to know
That we've been pronouncing it wrong
It's true
The 'sans' part is actually french
So it should sound like "comic /sã/"
Mais ne t'inquiètes pas

Bold, italic, u̲n̲d̲e̲r̲l̲i̲n̲e̲
If we'd give it a moment, it could shine
To ban it would be a measure so drastic
How can you hate a font that's so fantastic?

Ha, it's time to make an Impact
Your favorite Mistral, yes you know I Rockwell
I bring it Extra Hot, but this is not Helvetica
Get a connection to any letter or number and we'll make it look 20 years younger
Whether you've got a tablet, feeling so wild
Or if you're more of a Bookman Old Style
O! CR A-game
We've got the best font in the world and I maintain
Girl, you're totally my type, CE
But let's avoid those Giddy Up STD's
Everybody put your hands in the Arial
Get 'em up high, and my Wingdings will carry you
In the Futura nation they use what I do
You're living in the past, I make these Times New
Roaming the streets, painting walls with my Brush Script
But there's a font of which I'll never get enough, it's
Comic Sans is the best font in the world
If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls
Comic Sans, best used in moderation
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation

Comic Sans is the best font in the world
If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls
Comic Sans, best used in moderation
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation

Comic Sans, the font that's misunderstood
Please don't use it for evil, but use it for good
Comic Sans, best used in moderation
Come on join me, the Comic Sans Nation