[Verse 1]
One day a funny kind of man
Came walking down the street
He wore a shoe upon his head
And hats upon his feet

[Verse 2]
He raised the shoe and smiled at me
His manners were polite
But never had I seen before
Such a funny sounding sight

[Verse 3]
He said, "Allow me to present
Your Highness with a rose"
And taking out a raisin bun
He held it to my nose

[Verse 4]
I staggered back against the wall
And then I answered, "Well
I never saw a rose with such
A funny sounding smell"

[Verse 5]
He then began to sing a song
"Hmm, hmm, hmm, mm, mm, nyah, ho, me, nyah, nah, ah, ah, me
Oh, yeh, ma"
And sat down on the ground
You never heard in all your life
Such a funny feeling sound
[Verse 6]
"My friend, why do you wear two hats
Upon your feet?", I said
He turned the other way about
And hopped home on his head