[Verse 1]
If I had a rose, every time you took off my clothes then quickly departed
I would have a garden
If I had a match for every time you came crawlin' back
Swearin' that you never liked her
I would have a fire, hmm

[Chorus]
If I had these things
I'd be compensated for the tears I cried
And the nights I wasted on you

[Verse 2]
If I had a brick for every time the sex was mid
And I didn't make a sound
I would have a house
If I had a dime for every message unreplied, oh
You avoidant little bitch, hmm
Well, darling, I'd be rich

[Chorus]
If I had these things
I'd be compensated for the tears I cried, and the time I wasted
I can't get back every thing you've taken from me

[Outro]
If I had a note for every night you held me close
And strung my heart along
Well, I would have a song