Called a little girl ugly then she cried
Just scammed a retard that dudes name was Clyde
A guy sucked me off at a mariachi prom
My dumb ass got beat up by a dude named Juan (Damn Daniel)
Just scammed my therapist out of some Codeine
Just scammed my moms out of some Kid Cuisine
I saw a deformed dude who looked like Homer Simpson (Simpson)
Shot that dude in the head call him Abraham Lincoln
Had to rob an old ass dude, he was geriatric
Fucked 3 bitches at once call that a hat trick
Beat up a Vietnam vet his ass had PTSD (Agent Orange)
Had to shoot a bum ass fella who wasn’t kind to me

(Shit, Bussy, Cracka, Damn Daniel, Cracka, Damn Daniel)

I scammed a blind kid outta some LSD
Knocked grandma down the stairs then did ketamine
Fucked my cousin so hard he was paralyzed from the waist down
I make more bands than that hack Chris Brown (Fuck Rihanna)
The hot chicken nuggets from Wendy's had my asshole itching
I’d beat the shit outta that weak ass Gandhi (Ay, Fuck Gandhi)
I’m horribly allergic to Mary Jay, I hit the deck like my boy Andre
All these white kids want refunds, who do they think I am? Slump AK? (Damn)
I will die before 25, and release 5 studio albums and go platinum (Damn, That would Really Suck)
The gas leak in my apartment gets me hella turnt
I’m gonna beat your ass till you look like Gary Busey (Bussy)
I’m a fucking insomniac, I see aliens and shit (You’ve Got Mail)
I just slapped Desmond in his fucking face
Bullied an 8 year old girl named Grace
Thought my homie's estrogen pills was Xans
Swallowed that shit and now I am trans (I’m a Bitch Now)
I'm chasing the bag, I'm flexing my swag
This stupid ass fag, he wanted to shag
I stabbed him in the eye with a goddamn crowbar
I stuffed his body in the back of my car
I brought him to the jungle and fed him to a jaguar
Then i went back home, I smoked a cigar
That shit was a Backwoods but that shit wasn’t right
That shit was not weed, nah bro that shit was white (Cracka)
I laid on the ground and I started to scream
Someone laced my blunt with some PCP
I just scammed Biden outta being in office
Male pattern baldness, we’re fucking bosses