[Dialogue]
(Officer Pirelli):
Well you should of just ate back at the bodega
(Rookie officer):
Man I wasn't hungry then
Plus one of the guys told me about this falafel spot by the pier
Oh good, you found it off cop Yelp
Well I don't know about any spots like that down here
So this better not take long
You sure you don't want another turkey burger?
I'm allergic to turkey
Oh I didn't know that about you
Wouldn't eat one unless I wanted to throw up
What the hell are you talking about?
Freeze! You're under arrest for homicide
Under Harbor City pеnal code one eighth sеven dash tree
What the hell are you doing? Put that gun down
I'll have your badge for this goddammit
No
Drop your fucking weapon
You want to play with guns? Fine I'll play, now what were you saying?
You remember Michael Carlson?
That body we checked out at the pier?
Huh?
That ring a bell? You dumb fuck
You were there when we found him
The coroner said, he had a double tap wound and trauma
You got nothing on me, no weapon, no fingerprints, no
Let me just stop you right there, with your brilliant detective work
How many random murders do you see that feature a perfectly executed Double tap wound from a police issued nine millimeter Beretta
Wait, the morgue hasn't even finished processing
Are you saying the cops shot him?
Not just any cop, you did!
Again you got zero proof and about thirty seconds to drop your weapon
Remember when I was having so much trouble, corralling the homeless man On the crosswalk, yeah you remember
You drew my gun
What?
Now it has your fingerprints on it
You motherfu-
*Gunshot*