[Verse 1]
Oh the Chinks do it and the Japs do it
Up in Lapland little Lapps do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

[Verse 2]
In Spain the best upper sets do it
Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

[Bridge]
Why, the Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it
Think of Siamese twins

[Verse 3]
Some Argentines without means do it
People say in Boston beans do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love