[Intro: French Narrator, Mr. Krabs & Optimus Prime]
One studio session later...
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ayy, we rollin'
We definitely smokin', ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar
Got a jet in the hanger
I'm DiCaprio's doppelganger
And this is
Bikini Bottom Bangers

[Verse 1: Mr. Krabs]
Lay in bed with Mrs. Puff
I ate that bitch like eight times last night, she likes it rough
I tumble out the covers, it's time to make some dollars
That's the only way to keep a hoe like this as one of me lovers
Pray to the sky above us
Big shell in a shell jacket
Alright, alright, I'll leave somе room for the other bozos

[Verse 2: Patrick]
I'm a starfish, motherfuckеr
I didn't love ya, I'm above you all
Bass throbbin' from the Fentanyl
Eatin' pussy like a cannibal, Hannibal
I think it's time you faced it
This [?] ain't nothing complicated
I saw your spongey ass, so I masturbated, yeah
I'll sucker punch y'all motherfuckers
Say hello from me to your mothers
Stardawg out
[Verse 3: SpongeBob]
A Sad Sponge, but there ain't no cryin'
How could I? Too deep in this bag, yeah, I'm flyin'
Skrrt, skrrt, the Patty Wagon
You pilin', I'm drivin' at 'em
Pop, pop your [?]
Go nuclear, might split the atom
I'm spinnin' on 'em, I'm drippin' on 'em, I'm flippin' on 'em
All ski mask, no hat
Can't see where we at
Yeah, Gary and the gat
Drop the chain, he attack (Meow)
Uh (Meow)
Give 'em hell, my queen
Please respond to my texts

[Verse 4: Sandy]
Yee-haw!
I'm Lil Cheekz, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
I'm expensive, got a big bottom, in my [?]
Steal your man, I can get him up, I don't wanna choose
And I'm quick at karate kick, don't need no excuse (Hah)
Ain't just a dance queen, I fuck with molecules
Bit of a trap queen, I fuck with Molly too
Just a squirrel born in Texas, yeah, I make money moves
I'm a rodent, you a fish, bitch, playin' for my n***s (Bam)
[Interlude: Mr. Krabs, Optimus Prime, Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Patrick & Sandy]
Hey, Optimus
Yeah?
Go on, you have a go
No
Oh, please?
Ah, fuck it

[Verse 5: Optimus Prime]
Let me tell you 'bout a bitch named Megatron
Didn't know he likes it up the ass, call him Pegatron
I'll dice him up, turn him into a rolling machine
To serve me and Krabs while we smoke up the green
Transform into a truck when I pick up the dope
Bikini Bottom Bangers, opps in my scope
Yeah, I took the old spark, and I sparked it up
Smoke a ton, sell the rest, makin' fat stacks
Do a mad dash, spendin' mad cash
Smokin' blue cheese 'til I get the flashbacks
I might raid the Chum Bucket, paint it all black
Yeah, that Karen's so fine, need to looksmaxx