[Intro: Sandy Cheeks, Kids]
Are you ready, kids?
Yee-haw, cowgirl!
I can't hear you!
Yee-haw, cowgirl!

[Chorus: Sandy Cheeks, Kids, Both]
Oh, who lives in a lab way up in the tree?
Yee-haw! Sandy Cheeks!
Come from Texas down to the sea?
Yee-haw! Sandy Cheeks!
She can save your town, you bet
Yee-haw! Sandy Cheeks!
Just walk to the squirrel with the bowl on her head
Yee-haw! Sandy Cheeks!
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
Swing your starfish 'round and 'round!
Do-si-do your dolphin now!
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
Yee-haw! Sandy Cheeks!
Roll away to a half sashay!
Now, clap your hands and promenade!
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
Yee...haw! Yee...haw! Yee...haw!
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
Yee...haw! Yee...haw! Yee...haw!
[Harmonious yodeling]

[Chorus: Sandy Cheeks, Kids, Both]
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
Karate kickin' scientist!
Yee-haw! Sandy Cheeks!
Now, she can add "hero" to the list!
Yee-haw! Sandy Cheeks!
Ms. Mayor should hand her the key to the city!
Yee-haw! Sandy Cheeks!
And a lifetime supply of Krabby Patties!
Yee-haw! Sandy Cheeks!
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
Sandy Cheeks, y'all!
It's Sandy Cheeks! Yee-hoo!