I see you dancing, damn you look good!
I wish I could dance like you, but I ain't got no legs

I see you having sex, damn you look good!
I wish I could have sex too, but i ain't got no sexual organs

I see you defecating, damn you look good!
I wish I could take a shit too, but i ain't got no anus

I rode the bicycle of the devil
Driving straight to hell
The bicycle of the devil will take you straight to hell

I see you talking, damn you look good!
I wish I could speak to you, but I ain't got your love

I see you flying, damn you look good!
I wish I could fly like you, but I ain't got the drugs

I see you riding on a bicycle straight to hell
I wish I could ride with you because you and me and the devil make two

I rode the bicycle of the devil
Driving straight to hell
The bicycle of the devil will take you straight to hell
I see you dancing, damn you look good
I wish I could dance like that, but I can't... 'cause I have no legs

I see you fucking, damn you look good
I wish I could fuck like that, but I can't... 'cause I have no penis

I see you shitting, damn you look good
I wish I could shit like that, but I can't... 'cause I have no butt-hole