[Round 1: Caustic]
I said I know not a lot of people here don't want me to win
But that's alright
But I don't think homeboy's got enough people on his side
So if you wanna jump on stage say now's the fucking time
Said honestly, you one of my favorites, T
I don't know anybody else that would fill out the artist registration form and put "Bagel Bites" as a basic need
So honestly, I just wanna thank you for showing at A3C
Cause they almost kicked his ass off the plane for trying to take three seats
Dawg, y'all know me
Common type shit but I like to simplify shit
I'm direct but I'm clever, I just stick to my biz
You want any indication of how fucking big this guy is
Keep in mind this guy got fucking shot six times and lived
(Damn, y'all hella mad)
Yo, come bring this shit to my hood, my homeboys will fucking trample you
Let them real fucking guniees ask you questions you ain't got no answers to
So motherfucker I really don't understand your whole attitude
Don't be mad at me just cause Ben & Jerry's named fucking Chunky Monkey after you
This motherfucker got his picture up in Whole Foods because he stole food
I don't even know how he escaped I thought they cut off his leg at the end of Soul Food
Look at him up here trying to act like he a cold dude
You put a little hot sauce on his grits that shit'll change his whole mood
I said I wrote nothing but fat jokes for you, bitch
I brought no bars for you
Why the fuck would I? You look like fucking Large-senal
This the biggest motherfucker alive
If we really got into a fucking fight I would pummel this guy
But what I should do is charge everybody inside 20 bucks each to pull out your dreadlocks one at a time
Shit, I didn't come here to be kind
I just came here to whip yo' ass and give you the peace sign
Go home for some me time
Shit, this is gon' be real fucking easy to understand dawg, you don't need no rewind
Just cause we on Don't Flop that don't mean this shit is tea time
Call me Netflix bitch, I shut down your Block Buster
I pull up and then I click on him like he go the wrong number
See I could do bars but fat jokes are a lot funner
One time this motherfucker did a somersault, shit took all summer
Fuck all this serious time and his bullshit yo
All fat jokes!
I said fuck any motherfucker who thinks Terrance is winning
I don't know if Big T is your fucking rap name or what you wear when you're swimming
We in two different leagues dawg, this isn't even fair when I'm spitting
And if you think I OD'd on this fat shit already homie, we are barely beginning
I said you a pocket protector, nothing but a lead holder
I could beat you on any day, any time, piss drunk, dead sober
I said it's the middle of the fucking day and you still got that "just gotta bed" odor
And honestly, you lucky Big T don't whip yo' ass cause you getting all his leftovers
Damn for real? My bad Marv' my bad
I'm just being extra homie
But this motherfucker is so fat he should've team up with fucking Quest McCody
Up here looking like his heart be beating extra slowly
But I don't know what else to expect from a dude who's first words were "large cheese and pepperoni"
I mean who needs enemies when you order everything with extra cheese?
I mean I don't even gotta kill this motherfucker Domino's gonna do that shit for me eventually
This motherfucker know ten languages but he only knows how to say "Dinner please."
You the hungriest motherfucker that I've ever met in my life dawg
That's why you always in my Twitter feed
I said you order pizza on your cell phone
Late night when you need some grub
Said you gonna die completely alone
I think this guy needs a hug
Cause nobody's coming to your funeral
I'm just playing
Aye ladies, keep it real
How many of y'all would fuck with this dude despite his obesity?
Ladies keep it real, how of y'all find him attractive despite the obesity?
See that's why I fuck with the ATL man, y'all don't lie so easily
See thus far they feeling me
I mean, look at T's anatomy
Any bitch that fucks you should be charged with fucking bestiality
He an undercover cop, that's how he feed his family
So I guess sound effects ain't the only shit he learned at the Police Academy
I mean, I'm not a mean guy, I just kinda like this shit
I mean this shit a Tupperware party dawg, I'll put something inside his lid
I mean you can't fucking rap and the sound effects are kinda shit
I mean it's funny but the whole time I'm like "Damn, Malcolm X died for this?"
I mean it ain't all black and white, I ain't gotta write about your race
To be honest I don't give a fuck though dawg, I said I don't gotta write about your race
I find you physically disgusting I'd rather write about your weight
They said I wouldn't disrespect him but I'm right up in his face
You get outta line with me I'll pop that eye back into place
Fat fucking bitch, ain't take your Midol lately
Fucking looking at me on the side all crazy
Don't be mad at me cause your eye ball lazy
Bitch you ain't clean just cause you look just like the Pin Sole lady
Aye real quick before I forget, for all that black face shit, Uno Lavoz is a clown
I'll fucking smack the brown off his face he starts talking in my round
See that's why ain't nobody even fuck with this clown
There's a difference between me, D and Drect and you fucking dumbing it down
Shut the fuck up
Anybody who named you Big T wasn't fucking around
I didn't know they started making T-shirts out of comforters now
I'll make yo' fat ass a deal
You tell me what it's like to be a thug in your town and I'll tell you what it's like to fuck a girl that weighs less than 200 pounds
Aye y'all ain't feeling this shit so I'ma just be cool
Man this shit is just rude I'm done with this fat motherfucker, Soul Khan finish this fool!
[Soul Khan]
Pssww pssww pssww

[Round 1: Big T]
Big Terrance!
Welcome to A3C
A long way from Smack DVD when I use to lean in the ACG
Straight to the gun sounds, blocka, boom, boom, make they team flee
This big bitch will have 'em running in circles like Baby D
You surprised, but that funny shit don't work where I stay
I'll put a price on this n***a head, then I'll pay
I'll take him to the edge of the roof, over the highway
Then Caustic (cost it), can't drop lower than Black Friday
You battled Big T in Chicago, that was suicidal
As lifting a side do' Murcielago
This bum a square with the cig', I get to talk Lucy I'm home
I was feeling like I was Ricky Ricardo
The Roscoe was under the cargo
I upped it and dumped the shit horizontal
Now I'm [?] like Billy Blanco
Play that John Leguizamo
You want the fade? This blade will scar bro (Scarborough) like the hood in Toronto
He's thinking it's Rocky/Apollo, but this Roscoe is undefeated
Rocky Marciano
What's the point of the convo?
Clips sticking out like it's Gonzo
And the chalk will follow every place y'all go like OJ in a Bronco
In the Grind Time days
You was the dude that only battled on the stage when the guy that was supposed to battle hasn't shown
You the n***a we tell, "We only ride three deep fam'," when you tag along
You the n***a that get picked last in gym class after the n***a with the glasses on
It's funny, ever since the scene in Grind Time Cali gone
You from out west but ain't battled nowhere in Madison
That's a line for Chicago
There's a street called Out West Madison on it
Long story short Caustic, you're the only opponent
Eurgh cheap ass had at the moment
If battle rap was Space Jam, I ain't reach my Michael Jordan caliber moment
But I'm like The Alias, I took out the most skilled and talented on it
N***a, I'll pull up to your door like it had a lift on it
And get to shooting at the door, like somebody hung a plastic rim on it
Extends on it, with banana clips on it
Balance beam so big, I can practice gymnastic flips on it
You lucky that a [?] on it
Cause there'd be innocent people dying
Cause it sound like music to my ears to hear the people that love him crying
Funeral service, funeral service, his mother, brother flying
They bringing cuz to more (customer) services than a returning items
And I'll be sitting by him
Thinking of the worst type shit
Like, "What if the guy that carry his hearse might trip?"
He slip, and body roll into another guys pit
What if the girl he wife get fucked so hard her cervix might split?
N***as bust nuts like Money Mike D when he turned the vice grips
I hope your kids grow up and get good from the [?] you guys did
And then they aid get even greater from the [?] you guys did
You fall asleep and they found all the guns you guys hid
And they go down the street and play cops and robbers with the other white kids
And you find time to come with that multi syllable time rhyme
That was fine wine up in Eminem prime time up in '99
But since your from Grind Time you was Einstein
Now you on the sideline riding pine so much that you could be a principle
And give out substitute guidelines
I ain't lying, my career was on a slight decline
I went from the Dinininon to John John
That's like going from Louis Vuitton Don to Sean John
That's a pick up game after a prime time with 'Bron Bron
Nah, I ain't Mr. Chillackaboo, NWX, today I'm Mr. Bomb Bomb
DNA everywhere, Th3 Saga continue
Nah Sean, don't check to see if it's O'fficial, uh uh
I make Rain check like I couldn't find time
In Grind Time you had to come up with something funny
I would've been like "Boy your nose chunky as Doug Funny"
That's why Grind Time wasn't for me, that wasn't funny
I'd rather laugh at the thought of a n***a trying to take something from me
The arm in my pants, it wasn't Bundy
Chest shot, expose his heart, he ain't got nothing but love for me
Soaking wet you a buck twenty, you lunch money, you run from me
Not today, I dump the tray/trey like I wasn't hungry
Keep it funky, enough of this fake shit
Why we ain't battle in Chicago?
The day before you was perfectly fine, we drank and ate shit
Next thing, cuz throwing it up in the corner and he ain't tri-
MJ in game 6 in the flu game, you play sick
Enough of this racist
N***a that's gon' get your spaghetti popped
Ain't you the same n***a that called Arsonal a "moolie"?
So how do you call an Italian a "n***a"? Somebody said it's "wop"
So, you already coming, know it's coming, when you see that steady gwap
I'll have him missing, he don't come up with that Fetty Wap
Wap wap, I'll speak to your Mexican side too
I'll run up on him on Cinco De Mayo
Bah, turn the people beside you pico de gallo
Bah, sonic boom, bullets [?] sweeping through [?]
Get him red/read as when Jesus Christ speak in the Bible
When I wanted to battle somebody from Oakland, I would've had Day
Now it's grams in the whip, like [?]
I ain't gon' lie, auntie ran down get to hitting 'em
I put auntie body in a bag like penicillin
N***a, matter of fact, what the hell bro?
I'm sticking grams in the whip like Charlie Murphy in The Chappelle Show
They talking everybody, I thought we was cool
I'm killing everybody, from his family crew cause they all in the same boat like a family crew
Quiet