[Round 1: Shuffle T]
This motherfucking guy has been to London Dungeon twice
He's gone on all the funnest rides and taken pictures of London Eye and that's fine
You can do all that other shite
That bits not what really cuts me up inside
The only thing about tourists that bugs me just a slight
Is on escalators when you don't stand on the fucking right
Honestly, you need to be bumping up your life
Isn't not like you haven't been asked a couple hundred times
Cause if I'm in a hurry and I come in rushing by
You had better hope to God you're waiting on the other side
Speaking of God, did you know he's religious?
He's so religious he'd open the door to Jehovah Witness
Invite them in for loads of biscuits to discuss why milk is so delicious
He's so religious, every night he hopes and wishes
He wakes up with open stitches from stigmata to show the vickers
I'm not hating mate I like the Bible
I found some parallels that are quite insightful
See you're worshiped in SPL, you're like their idol
You've pretty much got their highest title
But they sent you to battle me which is kind of spiteful
Cause this is a different league cause those guys don't like you
The similarity I'm putting right beside you
Is you and Jesus both got fucked over by your disciples
But you shouldn't even be battling with me
Cause you're a Christian so that angle doesn't meet
Cause Christians always meant to turn and leave the other cheek
So when I finish this verse you shouldn't even fucking speak
Now I didn't wanna speak about her
But your mother's sweet and sour is really fucking weak in power
Out of all the places I've eaten out of that's the one I'd least devour
She made some shit with wheat and flour, seasoned carrots, leak and [?]
And expected me to eat for hours?
I said I'd rather eat Chihuahuas
She said, "Fine. Number three for starters."
Now everyone's about to hear his lame bars next
Typical utter shit about gay ass sex
Spit that I'll kill you
And when the cops have came I guess
You'll hear the Sound Of Da Police, okay R.S.?
[Round 2: Shuffle T]
Freestyle
Keep talking shit and it's gonna get ugly
You can't have a go cause my girlfriend loves me
She's beautiful and straight up lovely
And sucks my noodle almost as good as your mumsy
A billion Chinese people fill the Earth there's too many
So a lot of parents feel the urge to take their kids have them concealed in dirt
Keeping the boys and getting rid of the girls
They take the ones they don't want to begin to purge
No funeral, not even buried in the church
The question that I really have to bring in first
Is why the fuck wasn't this bitch killed at birth?
Cause you're skinny
I bet at any time of day you can't find a cake in this writer's place
You need to invest in some kind of giant steak to beef yourself up to a fighter's weight
Cause when I look to you right away I can a minor waste with a minor's waist
I don't know why Don't Flop would even sign this fake
Just cause of last September's tidal wave when you probably decided to fly away
Doesn't mean we have to let in every kind of stray
Going on about blasting the chrome and bitching about how you're hardly known
Every Asian rapper thinks they master the throne
But you're a Syco sipping Jin if you think you're in A-Class of your own
So I'll straight destroy this gay Malaysian lady boy likes to play it coy
And bathe his face in anal toys
You get blatant joy from laying naked and taking facial groin from your mates Abe, Jake and Roy
Until their tasty waste deploys
You'd never hold your own in this battle so pass the mic
This guy can't handle me when I get in a bar fight
I'll hook you with a left and jab you with a fast right
Cause I ate Chinese for breakfast, you're just leftovers from last night
And I don't wanna hear you come with the hugest flips
Chinese rebuttals do not work for you or Jin
So don't cry if I do give you a diss
Cause yes my shoes were made in China and my shoes are shit
[Round 3: Shuffle T]
If I see you outside of here I will snipe him
You say you'd rather leave off your ear; call me Mike Tyson
On SBL I saw you and Flames in a past battle
He came harder than you he can grime with some fast ammo
And he's part of your crew? The best rhymer by far fam' so
R.S. means Real Silhouette because you need Flames behind you to cast shadows
So go ahead, try denying Flames is the best mate
But if you did, you would be dissing your best mate
So I've played you as if it is a chess game
You can't make your move so this is officially checkmate
I'm not afraid in the battle, I couldn't give a massive fuck
Cause he's just jealous of me really
Well I'm afraid you're out of luck
Yes it's kind of creepy
Mate you couldn't hang with us R.S. wants to beat T but can't so hang it up
You're up against your master so you outta bow
You walking 'round like you're the most cool in town
But like a hoard of clouds your style is watered down
It worked in SBL but you're in different borders now
Speaking of SBL you all aren't quite great
On some ninja shit I hope you fall on spikes mate
Your best couldn't win going all fricking night mate
So SBL means Singapore's Bringing Lightweights
Fuck it I'll attack his head and start smashing it til I fractured it
So grab a massive pack of [?] and ram it in when I'm battling
Any man or kid will be staggering stammering standing in shock like a mannequin
I'm planning on tackling actors in their abdomen
Jam a carrot in your mother's back passage and let her wrap it in
I don't even have to think
You're wack so pack it in
I'm an angry animal that's savaging slap, dash your haphazard fag I happen to rap against
So bring me battlers I'll damage 'em whatever massive thing
White, Chinese, European or African