[Round 1: Shuffle T]
This motherfucking guy's nose is doubled up in size
The first time I saw it, it was not that bloody wide
On a scale of 1 to 10 I think it was something like a 5
And in the space of two months man it's punched above a 9
Really though, you have the biggest nose
I mean, you must pick it loads
I bet you can fit your toes in the hole
Stick a whole [?] bowl in it bro
Anytime he sniffs and blows the breeze makes it so fricking cold it feels as though winter's broke
If this bloke ever chose sniffing coke it would show
Bits of snow up his nose which it froze big as those Christmas clothes
That's too bad man, that thing is too huge
I haven't seen one that big, even on Youtube
If you got it pierced with a brand new loop dude
Kids on the street would use it to shoot hoops through
And on another subject, you named your label "Gang Records"
It's cute innit?
If there's an award for uninspiring names, you'd win it
Seriously, you need to take that shit to improve limits
Cause G.A.N.G. stand for Get A New Gimmick
No, no, no, Liquid is a gangster
Of course he is, just think of all the scores he hits
The protection he offers the stores and shit
The fact that he's been inside more women than the Jordan Shore abortionist
He tortures bitches with a more morbid twist than the awful fucking script of Saw 4 was fixed
How can you guys be ignoring this?
Nah, I'm just kidding you boring prick
He watched Godfather 1 and got obsessed with the world
And now he's got it all
Except for the furs, the money, the drugs, the success or the girls
The fear, the style, the respect from the firms
The loyalties, royalties, the depth of his words
The ride, the pride, which he'll never deserve
The tears that cry when he's buried in church
But hey, he makes a mean irrelevant verse
He's so desperate to be a gangster I thought it was a piss take
I saw him take someone's daughter hostage and lock her in a big cage
He cornered the mother and said, "He's what you do to keep the kid safe
Go online right now and order ten copies of my mixtape."
He's a terrible gangsta
He's still learning some of it
You know how you're meant to put a horse's head on a bed?
He put a gerbil under it
He went to pay respects to The Godfather and he burped in front of him
He'd only rob a bank that had the word "sperm" in front of it
Nah, but your label is amazing and you guys have some sick plans
And I'm sure it'll be appreciated by...all of your six fans
But I've heard your music mate, every track you make is bland
So how are you a gangster when you can't even make a decent hit man?
You're a wannabe gangsta bitch and you just won't be defeating
I'll battle anyone, I give a fuck who's in the scenery
I will slice your neck and then I'll punch quick repeatedly
Call me Michael Phelps cause I can cut through Liquid easily
[Round 2: Shuffle T]
:Ahh, I wrote this shit without the pen
Dissing my girlfriend's not something you wanna shout again
Because I've seen yours and I'd give her one...out of ten

I love my girlfriend. Don't ever bring up my girlfriend. Yes?

Liquid made his own label cause no one else heard the sound of his rapping
Nobody could be proud of the fact that they founded this faggot
So unfortunately he got turned down on account of these factors
And this is my impression of how that would happen

{Shuffle impersonates a record exec}
Ahhh, I got your CD
Ahhh, I expected something a little more complex
I mean I get the fact that you wanted to fill it with content
But you might wanna make a multi syllable song next?
Also, there's a track called, 'If Music Was Female'; that's not an original concept
I listened to the rest and I was far from pleased
I expected some heavy hip hop, real bars and schemes
Something I could really hold onto as a part of me
But all I really got was R&B?
Far from me to say that ins't part of the scene
But arguably I don't think that it's hard to see
That this dancily collection of party beats is completely lacking in any artistry
So I'm afraid it's gonna have to be a pass from me
It's a nice cover though, you got that part at least
Now if you don't mind I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
I've got a meeting with Chipmunk just after 3:00."
These days a lot of newcomers are tending to bounce cause they realize they can't cut it
And that's offending me how they can't make the grades so they intend to get out
Without trying to grow and not respecting the crowd
And you'll be the same, yeah I'm sensing it now
So before you go ahead and shame yourself and your rounds
I'm just gonna straight start sending you out
So it's ironic that you're Liquid but I'm the one that's ending the drought
Yo, and I saw you versus Flames in the week prior to festival
I was embarrassed by your efforts like this guy was expendable
Couldn't help but notice that your lazy style is dependable
On their personal attacks being kind of general
I really think that your level of denial is incredible
Because you think you won the match man that's quite hysterical
You got bodied by the guy and your lines were terrible
There were Flames over Liquid like a Viking burial
See you're gassed up cause people say your bars are terrific because you're surrounded by these "yes men" who are after your fixes of your production and your studio to master their mixes
And complimenting you just fits with them as part of your physics
But everyone around you is passes your limits
Because the think you lack with music is your heart isn't in it
So why'd I give a fuck about your shitty partying gimmicks
Cause for every fan there's ten more who admire real lyrics

[Round 3: Shuffle T]
You call me posh one more time within your bars and I'll hit you hard with my business cards
That'll give you scars like fricking ninja stars
And I hate this guy this fucking bitch's aura
And for your information my mom is my biggest supporter
Now I watched the last battle, it was soaring it was heaven sent
I love the fact that it wasn't really boring and repetitive
You get to the first bar and there's not ignoring the rest of it
And the usage of the regional stories and the fucking references
Were some awesome fucking penmanship
But enough about my battle, yours was just depressing as shit
See I don't even need funny lines to defeat this lone amateur
Not that you don't understand cause you got no schemes and no character
That's why you'll never make it to elite and known battlers
Cause everything you say is completely below average
So fuck it, I came here to exceed your expectations
Not just jokes, I came to proceed my reputation
All I really wanna do is teach [?] and dramatically increase this fetus's elevation
But first I have to start with the deepest degradation
Pick you apart piece by piece the separation
Even if it drives me to fucking desperation
So I need my medication
This will be an easy defeat with zero hesitation
Cause I don't give a fuck if there's people that are saying he should really take this
Or he deserves to be esteemed and he's rated
They're wrong, and I need to really state this
That by any means you need to receive this education
Your lyrics are basic and bland at best
A [?] put his hands on chest
And says that he's proud of the mess that he says whenever he stands and reps
Since you can't I'm vexed
Cause that means you settled for crappy set which is the kind of thing that has me stressed
Cause you don't seem to care that your actions affect
To make this entire league's standards less
And your amount of fans don't mean a fucking thing dude
You might have a lot of support up in this room
But if I brought out a battle Brittany Spears and she was up here instead of you
Despite her shitty tracks her fans would outnumber me too
Fuck it, all the bullshit stops here
I don't wanna hear one more person say you'll be top tier
You shouldn't advance any further in your Don't Flop career
Cause the reason behind the room is simply not clear
I'm an atheist, here's the reason why I think that's relevant
I've never seen anything to convince me the world is heaven sent
It relates to why I don't believe you're a higher level precendence
Cause I don't believe outlandish shit until I'm provided with the evidence
So why don't we settle this?
If you really thought that this fake had a chance
So you bet money that he somehow take me in advance
So you thought he'd be one of the greatest in this art than you clearly don't understand the nature of the craft
I mean we all had you in up stage out of all the different voices
You were the winner, don't get me wrong, there were no other fricking choices
Everyone was hyped like, "Wow, Liquid is spitting poison
Saw that kid at a battle, get him an appointment."
But when your written battle came you were shitty from the coin flip
You were given the baton but you couldn't lift or hoist it
So when it comes to respect you really didn't get the points in
Tryout? Try again, you're a fucking disappointment!