[Round 1: Oshea]
Listen lad I smash it with the randomness
Fuck you and fuck Unanymous
1, 2, 3, and to the 4
No [?] it’s me up at your door
I’ve been trying to raise some money for a sponsored walk
He said he’d give me a 5 I said, “No, I want some more!”
Eurgh belled me and said, “I’ve got it for you, the rematch you’re after!”
I said, “Woah, Lego? No way!”
He said, “No, Pedro.” I said, “Ok.”
This is the biggest solo battle you are ever gonna have so no doubt you’re feeling it
But the way you’re acting online we call you MC Heskey cause you’re making a meal of it
But don’t get me wrong he is funny but he is shit
This fucking mug gonna be in the same square for years he Ian Beale with it
Your frees are sick but he’s a prick but I’m gonna beat him regardless
Cause he is retarded it’s Pedro, Don’t Flop’s regular fucking Speedy Gonzalez
I’ll do the runner up in your mum’s house and go in her bed
You rap pretty fast for someone that’s so fucking slow in the head
Speaking of slow in the head, Rowan, is you snorting bud? Is you joking bruv?
P-Solja vs Pedro? Might have to slow Pedro’s verse down and speed P-Solja’s up
Where’s P-Solja?

[P-Solja]
I’m here

[Oshea]
Oh there he is
You two have me finger blasting my remote every time that a YouTube finished
Cause Pedro said six hundred words in sixty seconds, you said seven in two minutes
“I said no!” Well guess what Pedro so did I you little overhyped Dolemite
I’m like the [?] however the fuck you say it lad you know I’m nice
My style is pristine for sure
When I shit I stink of [?]
I’ll get up in your mother’s motherfucking diaphragm
So many hoes on my dick I’m like a perverted fucking fireman
I’ll jack your shit like I am iron man
I’ll rob all your shit and make you order the fucking hire van
Listen I’ll take everything from the sink to the frying pan
Man will go so damn ham you would think I was a giant ham
Yeah it’s Oshea D.L.I. all day punchline always
Receiving foreplay at my restraining order court case