[Tony D]
Oi, it's just a friendly game of football
But we've all come to party
Cause there ain't nothing like a North London Derby
But? You're from Woolwich? So this ain't nothing like a North London Derby

[Locksmyth]
Your team? Not bad, but mine - athletes
Residents of the Champs League
This is where the best football's played, talent's raised
Without relying on cash sprees

[Tony D]
Your stadium got bigger, but your thinking small
Cause you went from Invincible to we can't win a thing at all
Like Pow! Bizzle and Frimpong had you feeling dench
But you fell off around the time the dressing room stopped speaking French

[Locksmyth]
It's not hard to explain why there's not heart at The Lane
No spark to your game
In fact, your team have to fail
Just another tragic tale
Cause all your hopes went out the window when that man from Wales Gareth Bale packed his bags and ran to Real

[Tony D]
It's been a downhill descent and it's getting much worse
Cause for eight seasons your best achievement has been finishing above Spurs
As far as I know, you don't get a trophy when you come third
[Locksmyth]
None of your managers have been as long serving or as smart and clever as Arsene Wenger
If there was one, I can't remember

[Tony D]
So you make the Champions League like every time
And you give it your best shot
But you never quite make it to the end and the prize
Your club motto should be always the bridesmaid, never the bride

[Locksmyth]
Your team's the average type, not worth the support
And even your symbol is represented by a bird on a ball
I ain't telling lies, your team's the average type
We ain't won it in years, but when you last did
It was televised in black and white

[Tony D]
The location of your ground, match the vibration and the sound if you knock, knock on your trophy cabinet - you know, Holloway
Your whole team gets spun off a verse
One last thing to tell 'em and that's Come On You Spurs

[Locksmyth]
If we kept some of the players that we had, we probably could have been the greatest
Victoria Concordia Crescit, that's what the motto's stating
Achieve victory through harmony