[Verse 1]
Out at the party, no one to meet
Wine and spirits in front of me
Mixing elixirs and alchemy
Trying to turn back maturity

[Chorus]
Why would you want to be young again?
Taxed by your fears, not your government
Why would you want to be young again?
Who has the time for the suffering?

[Verse 2]
On an elliptical pedaling
Extra life with nowhere to be
Counting distance and calories
Trying to bring back those youthful knees

[Chorus]
Why would you want to be young again?
Taxed by your fears, not your government
Why would you want to be young again?
Who has the time for the suffering?
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Bridge]
Why would you want to be young again?
Free from your debts, not your trespasses
Why would you want to be young again?
Free from your debts, not your trespasses
[Chorus]
Why would you want to be young again?
Taxed by your fears, not your government
Why would you want to be young again?
Who has the time for the suffering?
Why would you want to be young again?
Taxed by your fears, not your government
Why would you want to be young again?
Who has the time for the suffering?
Yeah, yeah, yeah