Keep your kids by the fireplace, sound the alarms there's a storm on the way
Keep your kids by the fireplace, send out the dogs there's a fork in the road
Just a fork in the road, a little fork in the road

Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna go down the wrong way
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna trip along the way

Keep your kids by the fireplace, raise both your arms if you aren't over age. No way!
Keep your kids by the fireplace, find me a gun there's a fork in the road

Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna go down the wrong way

Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna trip along the way

Keep your kids by the fireplace, rat out the mice there's a parrot with no brain
Keep your kids by the fireplace, tell all the sharks there's a fork in the road

Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna go down the wrong way
Slow down there's a fork in the road you're gonna trip along the way