Look, no strings — just paper, glue, and card
Hark the angels sing, “Paste the Lord!”

[Spoken word:]
That was the Armley Tabernacle Choir! Next, we'll be hearing the true story of an American housewife who claims to have taken mid-air photographs of Jesus Christ in the skies of Indiana...

High above the streets and houses, Mrs Meta Battle
With one hand on the Valium and one hand on the bottle
Somewhere over Indiana, eight miles high
Meta Battle sees the good Lord wandering 'cross the sky

[Chorus]
Have your fun whilst you're alive
You won't get nothing when you die
Have a good time all the time
Because you won't get nothing when you die
Look, no strings — just paper, glue, and card
Hark the angels sing, “Paste the Lord!”

Gobsmacked, William Shatner'd, Meta does a double take
Come on, baby, do the camera shake!
Half expecting from the aisle a certain Mr Beadle
Watching you, watching us, watching Mrs Meta Battle

Have your fun whilst you're alive
You won't get nothing when you die
Have a good time all the time
Because you won't get nothing when you die
Look, no strings — just paper, glue, and card
Hark the angels sing, “Paste the Lord!”
Meta Battle shot her Lord, and watched him tumble down
And now there's people out with Polaroids all around town
And who knows, that Jesus on the church near your house
May well be the original, kiss it as you pass!

[Chorus]
Have your fun whilst you're alive
You won't get nothing when you die
Have a good time all the time
Because you won't get nothing when you die
Look, no strings — just paper, glue, and card
Hark the angels sing, “Paste the Lord!”

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